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Just went candy shopping for Halloween
These kids can blame the Eagles for losing 😭
Holy shit what did I touch. My allergies are out of control this morning. My eyes are so itchy like a mosquito bite.
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i work night audit at a hotel, and it's closing for the season so my job switches to security. my boss says i need to patrol this closed down part of the hotel
i think the fuck not. you couldnt get me to do this shit for 100k let alone $15 an hour. nope. not ever. no sir.
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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Replying to @ricksredmachete
you are a grown ass woman writing an entire thread on twitter shitting on a 13 year old for being nervous and not saying hi
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People making fun of me eating hotdogs like i didn’t do it in the middle of a NFL game against Champ Bailey & the Broncos because i was hungry. Anyone remember my stat line this game❔
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Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed






























