@prinskipper

I feel sick 🦅

Joined February 2017
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Just went candy shopping for Halloween These kids can blame the Eagles for losing 😭
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echo ⛅️@echolocati0nOct 26
i work night audit at a hotel, and it's closing for the season so my job switches to security. my boss says i need to patrol this closed down part of the hotel i think the fuck not. you couldnt get me to do this shit for 100k let alone $15 an hour. nope. not ever. no sir.
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selfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Oct 26
do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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✮@istgnolimitOct 25
why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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sam@shitpantsamOct 26
Replying to @ricksredmachete
you are a grown ass woman writing an entire thread on twitter shitting on a 13 year old for being nervous and not saying hi
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Chad Johnson
@ochocincoOct 26
People making fun of me eating hotdogs like i didn’t do it in the middle of a NFL game against Champ Bailey & the Broncos because i was hungry. Anyone remember my stat line this game❔
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Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed
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The hair follicles in shampoo commercials:
Rave@Rave_magazinOct 25
This is the craziest jacket I’ve seen.
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Welcome back Saquon 😮‍💨
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Kei
@RealMamaEagleOct 26
Impact.
rob kuestner@rkuestnernbc10Oct 26
This morning at NE HS, the students spelled out QB1 to support Jalen Hurts. Jalen donated $600K to the HS last month to fund new air conditioning.
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Brad@color_me_braddOct 26
This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 25
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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Amy, but go birds@amy_sheeOct 26
*deep resigned sigh* go birds
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missing my qb1 rn
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Wawa “sub”
Villy Donovan@VillyDonovanOct 25
Replying to @JoFromSWPhilly @lemwilkos
Lol make my Wawa sub loser 😂😂😂😂😂
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How many people have the Bosch butt music tattooed on their hindquarters, I wonder. Too few, perhaps.
The Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 25
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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john teufel@JohnTeufelNYCOct 24
Meet Red! We've had overweight fosters before but this is the biggest fatty yet. We will slim him down!! He's super sweet and friendly and despite his size he can really move. Soon to be up for adoption!
john teufel@JohnTeufelNYCOct 24
You guys are never gonna believe this new foster dog we picked up. Pics incoming
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Jasmine
@bustanutkeatonOct 24
My daughter described her foot falling asleep as “there is seltzer in my feet”
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Dr.Sucia@dr_suciaOct 24
So what if i cried
Buitengebieden
@buitengebiedenOct 23
Dog tells his owner his blind friend deserves a treat first.. 🥺 Dogs are the best.. 😊
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LEE@authenttickOct 22
seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
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