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Joined August 2019
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Actually, all my systems are nervous
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“I’m the best pedestrian,” I say as I walk slightly faster than my average speed at the crosswalk. “All the drivers must fucking love me.”
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art should kill the comfortable, marry the disturbed, and fuck the artist
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The most evil corporation on the planet.
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Sorry if I don't make sense, english isn't my first language. Love is
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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i gotta stop gatekeeping myself bro people love me
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assassination is really a crazy word it has you write out ASS and then makes you write it again like a sick little freak
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how it feels to be a texan rn
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feel free to get high at my funeral that’s exactly what I would’ve wanted
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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Gm!
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Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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Mi teoría conspirativa preferida es que vendrán tiempos mejores
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i always tell people that watching snl is like watching football. you get pissed when they fumble and are glad when they make a touchdown. it’s an institution that i think is valuable even if it is at times grossly mislead
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welcome to woke burger home of the woke burger can i take your pronouns
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Damn girl are you today's date because you are Tuesday, October 13th, 2026
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