@probablyalissa

Unreliable narrator

 california ⇨ chicago
dice.fm/bundles/tsa-the-musical-pr2l
Joined April 2014
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Me after fucking up at karaoke
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laur🍸@laurshosie22h
have y’all actually turned on an episode of Glee???😭
i’m just Ben@ItsRainingBenOct 24
Omg they are 100% going to have an episode called Gleeted Rivalry
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Rinley@rinley01Oct 24
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This is how my ceiling looked two weeks ago vs how it looks today 👍
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Don’t live in a garden unit! Especially if it’s under 25 year olds who are scared of phone calls and plumbers!
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This shit tastes like normal
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I’m cutting my bangs to Fleetwood Mac in a normal way, actually :)
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okay so I’m looking for a 1-bedroom apartment in brooklyn that allows cats. my credit score is under 700, so that’s an obstacle. any help, landlord, broker, building recommendations would be great! I’m obviously open to paying more just to secure it.
jourdain searles@judysquirrelsOct 6
Replying to @judysquirrels
I made the gofundme. I need to move. I am not doing okay in any sense of the word. gofundme.com/f/a-fresh-start…

Donate to A Fresh Start: Help Jourdain Move, organized by Jourdain Searles

I desperately need money to move and sign a lease on a new apartment. My … Jourdain Searles needs your support for A Fresh Start: Help Jourdain Move

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Who needs a white noise machine when you can be lulled to sleep by the gentle sounds of your ceiling leaking? ♥️
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WE'RE TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE PREMIERE OF TSA: THE MUSICAL! TICKETS AVAILABLE BELOW!
gay columbo@joey_chimesSep 28
CHICAGO! Tickets to TSA: The Musical are available now!! dice.fm/bundles/tsa-the-musi…

TSA: THE MUSICAL! | DICE

TSA: The Musical is a brand-new concept musical that satirizes the absurdity of air travel, told through a series of interconnected vignettes spanning a wide range of genres. A film noir mystery...

dice.fm
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Until somebody throws a bigger prom…
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
‘CARRIE’ has been renewed for Season 2 at Prime Video. (deadline.com/2026/10/carrie-…)
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erin chack@ErinChackOct 22
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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This is my contribution to WFH discourse
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Wine dinner 😛
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sexczema@dialectitsOct 21
correct, i don't use it. i'm smarter than the people who do, that's why
Major Glazer@John_BummitOct 21
So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it
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My upstairs neighbors refuse to fix the leak that’s breeding mold in my apartment and I’ve been watching a lot of Real Housewives lately
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Jack@GayLaVieOct 21
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Aren’t things bad enough already?
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@gleeofficialOct 21
Currently gleeking out!
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I wore my last Litas truly to death and this new pair is so fresh and sturdy. I feel whole again ♥️
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