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Joined November 2023
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Professor Jack Ingoff is an alpha male
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Lamar Jackson is complete opposite of Philip Rivers, always hurt, zero kids, black
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Taking adderall everyday is a good way to turn yourself into a slave but a binge every now and then is Faustian
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Just saw a fellow redhead dressed as the cornell 7 girl for halloween and now i’m so mad i hate when people are funnier than me
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real niggas are neurodivergent bulls
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He is my favourite character in the expanded clavicular universe
Hexumlite cold approached a girl crying behind an alley behind a bar to decrease odds of rejection 👀😭 “You look incredibly vulnerable, I just figured I’d cold approach or something”
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I like my odds here but this race is going to come down to the wire
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Happy Halloween and happy ingoff Friday niggas
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Real niggas alert
I work for a suicide hotline. All my female co-workers constantly complain about men who claim to be "depressed" or "suicidal" but really just call up to jerk off on the phone.
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Unbelievable! James Talafreako allegedly told staffers he will implement a “GAY QUOTA” requiring 30% of all Texan kids be GAY. Kids will be able to opt-in as gay. But if the 30% threshold isn’t hit, all remaining kids will be put into a GAY LOTTERY to assign who will be GAY.
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Whenever I see Chinese people at Panda Express I’m like oh thank goodness. You like it too
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Me curating a perfect collection of high school girls on my explore page to send to @SpaceFentDealer on instagram
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Giga backed foids, gender goblins, and a nigga who looks like Larry David
Getting out the vote in Southside ✊🏽
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Still can’t believe this
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Glad they have the AAVE translation alongside the English version
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The guy that’s beating Netanyahu in the election is literally the O Algo mutt
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“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot
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Nigga Trump got up there in front of all them folks and said damn Nicki yo ass fat af stand up and show everybody and guess what she did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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ATTENTION GROYPERS: The bathroom code for the McDonalds on telegraph road is 22655
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I am the only funny person left on earth
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