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heaven, iowa
Joined December 2019
this also applies to me
Just a note. All my posts are written by me. No one ever writes in my name - that's always been a point of principle for me. On rare occasions if I'm on air, one of my team will post but then it'll be overt eg signed 'MSE Helen' at the end. So if there are typos or spelling mistakes they are mine. They happen frankly because I'm always rushed, but want to try and put info out. I'm often doing it on my phone while going from one place to another, or even while broadcasting in a studio. My call is to get the info out and hope people can cope with the odd bit of imperfection. Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it. I prefer to 'keep it real' as the kids say, than to change.
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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Hearing someone is on chemo for cancer kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
Hearing someone is on antidepressants for depression kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
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talked to my therapist about house md today #winning
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Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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yesterday's albums x
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as an adult, it is very important that you listen to Viva La Vida very loudly every so often
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(flirting with a magician) so. is there a mister direction?
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tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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Go outside. there’s ai posters and graphics. Talk to someone. They talk about how much they love ai like it’s a friend. Go to job. You have to use ai or you’re fired. Go to park. New data centre being built there.
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This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
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said something funny in casual conversation this week and a someone said "that's so funny i'm gonna tweet that" and as of now that tweet has 13.5k likes so that's cool i guess
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yesterday's and the day before's albums x
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Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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welcome to life kids, here’s your screen. you absolutely have to learn how to use this thing because your entire professional and social life will be plugged into it. just don’t get lost in the infinite addiction portal that is also on there for some reason haha ok kids have fun
This is an incredible project: NBC News asked parents to check their kids' YouTube history during school hours — and the results show kids are spending huge chunks of the day watching videos that have nothing to do with learning nbcnews.com/specials/hooked-…
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"i haven't played super mario sunshine. but i reckon it's not quite as good as attack on titan"
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new fontaines really good! new eels pleasant too
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