Everyone I know just wears whatever they like and makes it their own and they never use ugly buzzwords or obsess about it because they're too busy going outside
Don't build your own prison!
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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FINALLY cracked the local egg by saying "Really? Only women can smell it" when she complimented by body spray
and she's a little mad at me for laughing my ass off when she got super hopeful and went "really?"
contemplating whether I give up convertible life for a Golf GTI with a DSG but i can't abandon the one interesting thing about me
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As far as I know, this comic is the greatest thing I have ever contributed to the internet
"Reassurance and support" seems so vague.
"Hey, I'm high as fuck and totally lost, is this actually a train?"
"Yes, you're on a train. Settle down, it's all good."
Transport Victoria are advertising their new "Passenger Support Team" - badge suggests they're authorised officers but webpage suggests they're there for customer service. transport.vic.gov.au/plan-a-…
this is wild to me because in a past life, I did zero exercise for 3 months and had a desk job...
...and then ran 5k non-stop on my first try
there was something really important i was supposed to look up this morning but I got distracted by a rattle in my car and now I can't remember 🥲
You'll never pass as Australian unless you can correctly answer that the VE and VL were the best Commodores, with an honourable mention to the VT.
Weird thing w/ pathological liars is they often can't admit a lie even if it would be advantageous to do so
Had a friend make up a nonsense story. We eventually caught him out, he admitted under pressure he lied, and then started trying to convince us it was true again. Madness.
Burned over a year waiting for a referral to come through with an appointment.
This hurts people. It hurts them badly.
























