Who me, oh you know, over here trying to think how I could disguise some d-rings in the bedroom attached to the wall to make them look natural

If you don't like me, I get to shoot you out of a cannon. Those are the rules. I don't make them, I enforced them.

Just remember, in every storm there's always one asshole out there trying to get electrocuted.

When you rent a car in Texas, does it come with a free pistol?

I must be going insane, I shouldn't like Alabama this much

Ope, nothing good on my page

*submits application to be your coffee slut

Time to get fucked up buttercup

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