@SleepEatScream

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Joined June 2025
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First date idea: Discuss our attachment styles over a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks.
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Relax I say stupid things all the time I'm a professional
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*submits application to be your coffee slut
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Just remember, in every storm there's always one asshole out there trying to get electrocuted.
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You have to fucking get older but nobody can make you fucking grow up, that's a fucking choice
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I was relatively fucking productive this weekend and and wrapped it up playing a pretty fucking good hockey game
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her: you slept w my therapist? 😡 me: babe, you told me to see one 🤷🏼‍♂️
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All my hopes and dreams can’t come true, because they don’t make Heelys in a size 15
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I don't really do comedy anymore but your mom was pretty fucking funny last night
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dan
@dadopotamus17h
ever since I was a little kid, I hated small talk.
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Remember finding out your teacher's first name and weaponizing it, or was I just a little shit?
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The sun is shining bright. The cats are being adorable. I’ve got mug & book in hand. It’s gonna be good day.
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Live laugh n Shut the fuck up
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I’m sorry for what I said when I was having a hot flash.
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I wish it could be 1985 this weekend.
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*lights your AI selfies on fire*
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Seeing that level of it just makes me smile
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Being this strange one that keeps to himself can make me smile
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_ic4h
eating an ancestral diet of tea and biscuits
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Jen retweeted
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@neu_rot_ic41m
jealous of people who hear a compliment and believe it
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I would give so much to lay in the sunshine with you and forget the rest of the world
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