Ramzan (@ramzan_a95) header
Ramzan (@ramzan_a95) profile picture

Ramzan

@ramzan_a95
 Manchester, England
Joined May 2015
  • Tweets38.4K
  • Following1.3K
  • Followers2.5K
978Media
Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)Photo by Ramzan (@ramzan_a95)
Sorry, I'm upstairs, I'll try to be quiet teapawt.org/raztweets/status/73547…
Dr Faraz Ali (@thatdermguy) profile pictureDr Faraz Ali@thatdermguy25 May 2016
Can hear the footsteps of #Ramadan
8
718
11
1,008
Ramzan retweeted
Dan (@Altgthr) profile picture
Dan@AltgthrNov 13
Outlook is terrible and teams is not working. But enough about Man Utd what's happening with Microsoft?
17
213
8
2,240
40,515
No way, there’s a razai swimming about down there?
Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) profile pictureNature Unedited
@NatureUneditedNov 13
Things like this are swimming through the depths where no one can see them
1
21
823
This episode is too funny 😭
Patty 🎄 (@raccnamedpatt) profile picturePatty 🎄@raccnamedpattNov 6
1
4
285
Ramzan retweeted
TRT World (@trtworld) profile picture
TRT World
@trtworldNov 12
“It’s my house. It’s not yours.” A Palestinian-American man who travelled from Texas to his hometown of Turmus Ayya in the occupied West Bank confronted Israeli soldiers who illegally seized and stationed themselves inside his home after they refused him entry. Carrying an American flag and his bag, Naji Abu Awad demanded to know why the soldiers were occupying his property and when they would leave.
982
4,696
263
16,184
1,107,966
He crode tears of happiness at the realisation that he can eat at Butt Karahi everyday
UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) profile pictureUtdDistrict
@UtdDistrictNov 13
Mauricio Pochettino in tears as he says his goodbye to the USMNT 🥺😢❤️
Image from UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict)
Image from UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict)
5
7
1
277
7,338
“Listen, Outlook has gone down far too easily there. It's embarrassing.”
Image from Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel)
27
1,361
37
16,258
252,346
Bs. The bowlers definitely would’ve known if the ball had been artificially roughed up
Herald Sun Sport (@heraldsunsport) profile pictureHerald Sun Sport@heraldsunsportNov 12
Pat Cummins has blasted Usman Khawaja's sandpaper claims. MORE: bit.ly/4iOUEF4
2
13
446
It’ll only be worth sacking Carrick if Wilcox and Barrada follow him out
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdNov 12
We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

1
6
306
Welcome back to Manchester United, Wout Weghorst ❤️
indykaila News (@indykaila) profile pictureindykaila News
@indykailaNov 12
Exclusive 💣 Mauricio Pochettino wants a total reset of the Manchester United squad. He’s targeting two elite centre-backs, two elite midfielders and a world-class striker. Harry Maguire, Joshua Zirkzee and several others are set to leave by next season. No more average players at the club. The reset is coming.
1
26
1,724
To whom it may concern: Israel has just bombed the Nasser Hospital in Gaza, killing 6 people—including patients and doctors—deliberately and without any justification.
123
5,786
21
17,275
150,608
Deleted Roblox and Fortnite to free up space on my PS5. My nephew is just going to have to understand
6
2
1
100
3,556
I sleep on a taqiyya and the only tawriya I know are the ones my mum mixes into daal 🙄
Rubberwarhorse (@UndeadWarhorse) profile pictureRubberwarhorse
@UndeadWarhorseNov 9
Replying to @mehdirhasan
@mehdirhasan
Image from Rubberwarhorse (@UndeadWarhorse)
5
4
37
1,393
They killed a 14 year old kid for "intending to throw a stone".
צבא ההגנה לישראל (@idfonline) profile pictureצבא ההגנה לישראל
@idfonlineNov 9
הלילה, במהלך פעילות מבצעית יזומה של כוחות צה"ל לסיכול זריקות אבנים ואירועי טרור בפאתי הכפר בורקא שבחטיבת שומרון, זיהו הכוחות מספר מחבלים שהתכוונו לזרוק אבנים לעבר כביש מהיר בו נוסעים רכבים ישראלים. זאת, במרחב בו יידו אבנים לעבר רכבים ישראלים בעת האחרונה. הכוחות הגיבו בירי לעברם להסרת סכנה, זוהו פגיעות
197
6,777
60
37,562
551,527
Looool the one guy in the set up that has any semblance of competence is leaving 😂 we’re never making it back to the top
Manutd Addicts (@Manutd_addicts) profile pictureManutd Addicts@Manutd_addictsNov 11
🚨🚨🚨 Vivell is set to leave Man United at the end of the season. Not being consulted on the next head coach appointment was the final straw. He has reportedly had enough of Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada, particularly after they opted for Pochettino over Sebastian Hoeneß. #MUFC
1
2
13
878
Come on Becks, send a bid in bro 🫶🏽
1
1
146
Antonio Conte: First manager to win Serie A title with 3 different clubs- Juve, Inter & Napoli. Won PL in his 1st season at Chelsea after switching from a back 4 to 3 after 2 big losses. But INEOS & UK pundits prefer Eddie Howe & Pochettino for Carrick?
49
370
39
2,496
87,446
La transition de l’année 😭
201
5,712
446
52,286
6,049,896
This guy was eating chocolate in the toilet before he went to jail
Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) profile pictureAndrew Tate
@CobratateNov 9
In jail, you never multitask. You do not drink water and read a book at the same time. You do not eat a chocolate bar and take a piss at the same time. Eating a chocolate bar is 1min of something to do and taking a piss is 1min of something to do and you enjoy the full 2mins of things to do instead of overlapping and wasting the chance to be “entertained" You are very “present” in jail. Extremely focused on the exact task at hand. Zen.
17
672
Replying to @ramzan_a95
If any of the players get injured, will they say, "Mauricio, I can't move it move it any more"?
1
1
1
156
Load more