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One of my favorite underrated cumtown bits is when Nick had this playing on repeat in the background and the others didn’t notice until 40 minutes into the episode
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Sometimes it just comes down to brain cells doesn’t it
Dumbest fucking country in the whole, wide world.
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For everyone thanking me for inspiring tonight’s results, hasan piker also deserves a lot of credit
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Chud 1 was crazyyyy
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Donald Trump is not going to like this
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go vote in the midterms if you can. i'll finish the video if you do
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Erhlich haters are like oh he acknowledged sexuality in a film he must be evil
i wrote about Taika Waititi's delusional and embarrassing Instagram post, and how it reflects a deeper problem about the impacts of social media on the entire artistic ecosystem: indiewire.com/criticism/movi…
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Mr Robot was one of those shows where an extremely dumb guy had a moment of divine intervention that allowed him to see the future and as punishment for sharing it with us Obama was then commanded by god to eat his brain like Prometheus and damn him to hollywood's version of hell
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Stressing about Michigan results from London, UK
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Running Riot
It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Marty O'Donnell, who is running to represent the incredible people of Nevada’s 3rd Congressional District.   Marty is running against Susie Lee, a true Radical Left Extremist who does not represent the Values of Southern Nevada. Susie Lee wants Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, Defund the Police, and she wants to take away your Second Amendment, meaning, your guns. She voted AGAINST the Biggest Tax Cut in History (including NO TAX ON TIPS!), and fought ferociously to knock out Rural Healthcare, a big factor in Nevada’s 3rd Congressional District.   In contrast, Marty O’Donnell is a World Class Composer and Entrepreneur who knows the America First Policies required to Create GREAT Jobs, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote NO TAX ON TIPS, Advance MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, and Champion our Nation’s Golden Age. As your next Congressman, Marty will fight tirelessly to Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.   Marty O'Donnell has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Representative from Nevada’s 3rd Congressional District. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR MARTY — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
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In 2017, while visiting my parents in Taiwan, I dreamed that the leader of North Korea had died. Hours later, his half-brother Kim Jong-nam was assassinated at an airport.
Do you ever dream of things before they happen?
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Ryley is probably the best music critic of the last 10 years.
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Must be nice
The gay + hag American work week in 2026 Mon - simply not a work day. overcommunicate in multiple group chats Tues - do some work Weds - do some work Thurs - start to put things off to next week Fri - simply not a work day. Deeply engage with group chat in a meaningful way
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Feel like I live in a different universe in the UK sometimes
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“YouTube taught me through the comments that people are really smart”
26 years old. A YouTuber who wrote a horror script at his coffee shop job. He shot it for $750,000. It made $522 million. Then he reportedly turned down $2 million to change the ending. Curry Barker started out making horror shorts for YouTube. His first feature, he put online for free. His second, Obsession, sold at the Toronto film festival for $16.2 million. A24, Neon and Netflix wanted it too. It became the highest-grossing movie ever made for under $1 million. This Halloween, its main character was one of the most-searched costumes in America. Now A24 has him directing a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What he says got him there: 1. Make the idea that won't leave you alone. "I have ideas all the time and I write them in my notes. But when you have an idea that you just can't stop thinking about, that's when you should make it." 2. Read the comments. "YouTube taught me through the comments that people are really smart." 3. Keep it small. His budget: "seven hundred and fifty thousand, max." 4. Don't sell the part that makes it yours. He reportedly passed on $2 million to make the villain a hero. In the video below, he explains the idea behind the movie. Listen for what he says you have to earn. Try this: pick the one idea you keep coming back to, and put a rough version in front of people this month. Here's the lesson. You don't need permission anymore. You need proof people want it. Would you have taken the $2 million? I post one money story like this every day.
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MF DOOM died from being administered an incorrectly high dose of an ACE inhibitor, a medication known to cause angioedema in Black patients at three times the rate of white/caucasian patients. Then he was shoved into a storage closet and forgotten about. RIP.
R.I.P. MF DOOM 6 years ago today 🕊️
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Yeah that’s a movie alright
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Is this not a bit insane. I have been stood up by and ghosted by a lady before it didn’t make me do black ops
and this is why it’s important to have good friends
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Lauren Tsai of terrace house ??
My Chemical Romance has released “Prelude to The End,” an animated short film featuring Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers, and Hideo Kojima!
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Sir Patrick Stewart's first TV appearance as a fireman in Coronation Street (1967)
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