Deputy editor @CalMatters. Formerly of SF Weekly, SF Business Times. “Life’s interesting.” - Gavin Newsom

San Francisco, California
Joined May 2009
Everyone wants to be desired, this is not a difficult or unreasonable concept
men wanna be chased so bad
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My bank just asked me what year I started my accounts with them as an identity verification question. Does anyone retain that information in their head? Do any of you know, off the dome, what year you opened your checking account with a particular bank? What an insane ask
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My lawyer wants me to pay him through Zelle and I have been on the phone for 45 minutes with my bank trying to authorize one transaction in case anyone at Zelle wants to know why everyone I know wants to use Venmo instead
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Modern dating and purpose
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The YouTuber doesn’t trash it at all, what are you talking about? She makes it very clear the ways in which Disney failed the team and the concept
Genuinely feel terrible for the Starcruiser project team. Imagine you invest years into a concept that gets run into the ground by the company, then its legacy becomes a YouTuber trashing it, and then zombie Simpsons trashes it along with said YouTuber
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Am discovering, via You Can See Everything discourse, that many people do not understand what is or is not ethical and many more don’t care
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Ok fine [heavy sigh] Why is everyone talking about the Cheesecake Factory?
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Almost done with my first bell hooks book (All About Love) and have found it quite insightful. Mostly affirming, I suppose, to find that my own discoveries and thoughts about love align with someone smarter than me
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Cannot believe the nonsense Jordan Love has to put up with on a weekly basis. This is a perfectly thrown ball.
Josh Jacobs Drops The Touchdown Catch. That Could've Been His Second Touchdown Of The Day, But It Fell Right Through His Fingers. So Close. 😩
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there's a part of Moby Dick where they hunt and kill a North Atlantic Right Whale not even for oil but to use its severed head to counterweight a sperm whale head hanging off the ship. there's like less than 500 right whales left in the wild today. almost gone forever.
the reason moby-dick remains such a vital piece of human art is that it addresses what is probably one of humanity's greatest collective atrocities, the genocide of the whales, with an ambivalence it cannot itself fully articulate. melville is distraught, but he can't explain why
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Seems like “performative” is headed the route of “genuinely” and “lowkey” where the original sense of the word is lost and it is solely used as an interchangeable intensifier. 😔
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This is the kind of thing that makes me happy about the internet and then like 10 hours later something like this has a community note saying it’s fake or something. I hope the 500 year old butt jingle is true.
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Related: Did not occur to me someone could get to adulthood without encountering Who’s On First? Absolutely wild. Open the schools
Someone pulled the fire alarm at the kabuki like 2 hr 40 min into the Elizabeth Holmes Nathan fielder thing
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Someone pulled the fire alarm at the kabuki like 2 hr 40 min into the Elizabeth Holmes Nathan fielder thing
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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Lotta people clocked in to the Ducking My Calls factory today
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There is no wrong time for anyone to watch THE APARTMENT
when is the right time to show your boyfriend THE APARTMENT (1960)?
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The most damning thing I can say about sports pregame shows is that I thought they were great as an 11 year old
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I got a lightbar thing that dramatically improves the lighting in my living room. I have to turn it on with an all, tho. The app has ads. I know that advertising seeks to invade every nook and cranny of our lives, but must we? Is nothing sacred?
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Also when I was a child, you could pump your gas in peace. Now they play an ad at you while you pump your gas. They make you watch an ad in the Lyft app while you wait to get a driver!
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I guess my question is: Do the people who have those ideas (“I bet we could make them watch an add while they sit on the can”) not hate themselves later? Someone had to come up with the gas pump ad idea. Do they not also hate it?
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