Marcus Barber

Looks like @JetstarAirways are no longer flying to / from Melbourne. Tried to book just now

Just landed at @LSTAirport Apparently @JetstarAirways will have people off the plane, plane cleaned, people embarked and plane in the air in the next 24 mins #hilarious

The 2030 delayed to 2050 now saying 2100. We probably won't be in the air before 2155 @JetstarAirways

Get there early they say. Taking bets on the regular delay out of @LSTAirport to #mel on @JetstarAirways What day you tweetsters - what will the actual departure time be? I'm going with 2125

whilst there's a bit in the news about confirmed ufo sightings, a reminder...

And now for something completely different. Oh, no wait. No it's not. @JetstarAirways

As per your request

What you'd see if @tonyhawk was a goat youtu.be/iT1oRCNiuk0?t=225 Though he is the 'GOAT' if you know what I mean :-)

Fair to say @JetstarAirways engage in an awful lot of misdirection. 2/16 over the year for this flight getting out on time. It's currently 2216 1 Mon after we were supposed to be gone for the delayed 2135 #JQ744

Have you heard of the mega fracker? I just watched this video explaining the threat it poses to the Northern Territory, and you should do. Check it out here 👇 youtu.be/dvNbx3_lQxs

As requested

So a couple of refreshes and 9 minutes later on the @aami website, still have this

It get's funnier - @aami ping me with an email asking about logging in and yet, NO I'm not cause I'm still in the circle of death on the website

Kinda funny on the @aami log in - you can see in the back ground the 'hope you're having a nice day' whilst the log in goes around and around and around and...

The new Geelong terminal for the @SpiritofTas See if you can spot the signage for the bathroom at the point you enter the new building. I don't know how many ppl I saw stop and look befuddled. #DoBetter

At the @SpiritofTas new Geelong terminal. No charging ports in the new cafe so you wander into the holding pen with your airport priced toastie and your coffee The 1st four charging ports didn't work. The 5th did

Remember when the @spiritofTas brought you in to the city lights on the bay.