Elite 🗽

Unfortunate how when you hit this milestone with kids it just makes you feel slightly not poor

I think I might have a serious problem… But I’m going to rephrase this as I’m rebuilding my archive Anyway two more items arriving today, and this offer I also forgot about just went through

But you didn't, and thats what matters. It's not the number, it's the discipline you show in saving it that puts you one step closer to your goals.

This goes out to all the confused wives out there- Yes the raws are in the tub. No you can’t take a shower tonight.

Fell asleep and forgot I bought a pair of Kapital wide leg Century Painter Jeans so I woke up the next day and panic copped another pair. Both showed up today, I was pretty confused. Heat tho. They sold out so whatever. I guess we flip

Remember when this dropped and it took over the TL for like 3 days? Did anyone actually manage to buy it? I wanna see the fit.

2026 and people will still try and tell you physiognomy is a bunk concept

Crazy my wife thinks my 47 pairs of denim is a lot.. she thinks my ~38 coats take up too much space.. She had the nerve to tell me I didn’t need another leather jacket (LOL) This is the Big Apple, ppl DRESS This is rookie shit tbh

Who’s gonna be the first rapper to talk about kick flipping opps in the roadster

In Mexico City for a wedding and I honestly liked the vibe and thought it was pretty chill & walkable until I met my friends outside the event to rip a cig and saw some hombre getting his head kicked on the side of the road

Joggers just love rainstorms I get it bro this is a personal war you’re Rambo your so tuff

Was just explaining this exact concept to a friend and the visual pops up thanks for the illustration

Heading downtown to throw rocks at the ALD x NF cloutcopter for Kobe

Imagine Ansem explaining this image to his grandkids

I really don’t want $60k to be the bottom. I was robbed of a euphoric and parabolic bull, now your gonna rob me of the adrenaline of a true capitulation wick? Can I have nothing? Fuck it. I’m not buying more. I’ll go up with this ship if I have to.

I’ll admit it. I’m a race realist. Fisherman sandals just look better on black and brown skinned people. They just do. They are different. It’s not about hate, I like white guys, I have white friends. They just can’t pull that shit off.

Mfs will look at this and just be like, yea all those satellites are totally just for fast internet and deff no other reason

Truth is, once you’ve had enough threesomes, belly laughs, and rooftop convos at 4am in foreign countries to fill your memorybank with warmth that lasts, and once the negative effects start weighing on the joys, hanging up regular drinking is the sickest thing you can do for your life. You can still have all the same kinds of fun and more- your added clarity & vivacity actually make up for the drunken lack of inhibitions and spontaneity, it’s different but just as sick, and you can actually remember it. Usually happens in the mid thirties when you don’t run from it.

I’m not defending her per say But imagine how much this trash can would go for on eBay? That’s a PIECE. Imagine it in one of those tacky hypebeast rooms with the ballsack sofa & a bunch of Kaws art, Virgil rug, and dumbass bearbricks- it’s not my vibe.. But I get the appeal

Uniqlo for rich people.