ALT A screenshot of our ridiculous dms (top-bottom) say: “Dad? Can you make merch after you get home from buying milk?” “Do beans prevent wildfires?” “Can you make a tutorial on training mountain lions?” “So when you say not to DM you at 0300, is 0400 better?” “Hey Oklahoma wildlife department twitter account,” “Can I give a groundhog a kiss bc you said no to frogs:(?”
ALT A screenshot of our Dms shows all the people who have messaged us late into the night with more weird questions. In top - down order they read: “You up?” “How will conserving wildlife affect Lebron’s legacy?” “Birds?” “Can you at least sell danger kitty stuffed animals?” “Heeeyyyy big head”
ALT a photo of an extremely pampered little dog in a custom sweater with a message right under it asking how long would “Alfie” survive in the wild?
ALT Nick Offerman weeps
