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off the clock, off the zamboni, bottom right.

an octopus’s garden
Joined June 2009
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Worst Nylander has ever looked. Something needs to go right. Brutal.
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Just an impossible stretch of schedule with the worst possible outcome.
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But those aren’t crosschecks. Because the game is over. Fucking joke.
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Only team in the league that gets zero favourable home ice calls. Constantly digging out of phantom bullshit calls at the worst times.
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Willy what in the fuck. Hard to defend at this point.
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MacEwen is the best 4th liner we have had in like 20 years. No exaggeration. Spezza for different reasons I guess. But this guy hits, scores, flies around. Just a beauty. Landon Sim can imitate with great success.
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This is legitimately one of the biggest hits I’ve ever seen
Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕
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Roslovic is a fuckin DAWG
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Fuck yea feels like we about to have our best period of the year and lose 4-3 in reg
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This is a very Leafy way to start off my young son’s eventual Super Bowl winning career. Godspeed young man I will see you in Valhalla.
Raiders No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza will now take over as the starting QB following Kirk Cousins’ trade to Minnesota. Las Vegas is 4-5, and Mendoza’s first two career starts will come against the Seahawks and Broncos, two of the NFL’s top defenses.
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Rebuild doesn’t make sense. Blow it up and give 2 conference rivals a great pick for the next 2 years, including one in the division. Dig in and get creative. Blowing it up is a post-34 choice only. End of discussion.
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Different team without that sieve in net. Letting in 2 bad goals a game is just death to the squad.
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If I had a goalie who had a .910 SV% and the team was 5-1 with him in net I'd probably just keep starting the guy who sucks all the time
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As an old man I never thought I’d see the day. Embarrassing Rogers.
MLSE PRICED OUT TORONTO FANS
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Played a pretty good game and lost. Can’t keep happening.
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