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off the clock, off the zamboni, bottom right.

an octopus’s garden
Joined June 2009
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Ryan ☠️ retweeted
Heckler wants to know how to handle work-life balance... Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, KILLING JOKES, is starting with dates across the UK & USA in 2027. Find out more and get tickets at JIMMYCARR.COM.
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This is legitimately one of the biggest hits I’ve ever seen
Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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If I had a goalie who had a .910 SV% and the team was 5-1 with him in net I'd probably just keep starting the guy who sucks all the time
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TRUMP: “If I lose the midterms, Montreal will pay a major price”
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Team USA realizing they accidentally added Kucherov to the group chat
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"Connor Leon please we have no depth we need you on seperate line-"
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Easton Cowan before faceoff in Calgary: ''I love being a Leaf. Love playing for Toronto. Love the fan base, love this team. Just another opportunity here tonight to play the game I love.'' #Leafs
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Nothing about this is a "hit". It's a sucker punch
Radko Gudas caught Teravainen with this hit up high 😳 There was no call on the play
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refs to Edmonton tonight
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I’m not a scientist but to me this looks like a DNA change
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Special 💙
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Ryan ☠️ retweeted
As I Return.
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Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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Gavin McKenna named the first star of the game.
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Imagine you're drinking a beer. It's cold. It's refreshing. It's your favorite brand. It's exactly what you need after a long day. Now, imagine drinking that same beer—again
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Ryan ☠️ retweeted
Unrelated: Maxx Crosby does not have an injury designation Sunday for the Raiders
Ravens ruled out Trey Hendrickson, who underwent a procedure on his finger.
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Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now
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Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart
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