it/she | homestuck twitters newest lurker | selective fb + i block freely !

19 | enfp | afrolatine 🇵🇷⚢
Joined June 2022
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my drawing
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DON'T YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME I'LL KILL YOU
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collecting these and putting them in sleeves like rare trading cards
Some U.S. bartenders are handing intoxicated customers discreet ‘you’re cut off’ cards instead of announcing it in front of everyone. The cards reportedly tell customers to ‘leave quietly and no one will know.’ [H/T: hidden.ny]
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It’s wraps my mom knows I’m skipping class
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you can do whatever you want dave
((i kinda really wanna RP south park.))
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from class today
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accidentally pressed on siri while talking to myself
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yall omg i’m scared
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still the MOST relevant tweet ever
I hit someones car im so fucked dude
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worst guy you know reposted this
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when i was a kid and would tell my teachers i forgot to do my homework and they'd sassily ask "did you forget to eat? did you forget to drink?" and the answer to both those questions were yes
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my mom pulled me aside a few days ago and was all "yk i see a lot of ppl on reddit with degrees and stuff who are struggling to find a job because of their digital footprint" and i was like ummmmmm ok so what dat gotta do with me tho
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It's her color. In June's absence, it takes her place. The set prop, filled with nothing but air. Not a moving figure herself, but a background for her friends to live on, to catalyze their emotions, to propel their freedom. How do you expect to find her when she is already here?
are you guys picking up what im putting down
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one friday i spent an entire class period on the dino game getting a new highscore and then the following monday it was disabled across the school laptops sorry everyone
I love how schools can disable the dinosaur game on Chromebooks, like, what kind of asshole school administration presses the “disable fun” button
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yall think im a vriska im really more of a roxy i just think vriska is moe
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he just god
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I hate having to defend a man but he did not deserve that and I’m impressed he handled it so kindly 😭
left a first date before we even got inside DAMN 😭😭 lil bro still offered to buy me dinner IM DEAD 😭😭😭
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yo volviendo a dormir porque aún falta 57 segundos para que suene la alarma
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