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Dolly did it. My feed is the most positive and best it has ever been. She actually fixed social media for a few days. One more great parting gift and kindness to humanity.
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The sun is setting after 6pm for the first time since October. Spring is right around the corner!
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This is an extraordinary photo at an extraordinarily sad time.
If there is anything good, this week, it is that we have come together - in a way that others will not, or cannot.
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Me as a kid: Can you teach me how to fill out my taxes?
Schools: No, now learn how to play this recorder.
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I’d rather take a razor scooter to the ankle than go to my high school reunion.
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The blue jays are in the playoffs and my coffee cup looks like this. Did I get transported back to 1993?
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I have no idea what a cracker barrel is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,
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Happy birthday to everyone in the world today except @blakeshelton. Clearly you need to lay off the beers. ha.
Thanks again everybody. I still haven’t heard from Luke.. He’s probably just busy today. @lukebryan
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12 seconds into the show and Reba is singing about marijuana... here's to the Hag.
#ACMawards
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"Play that steel guitar boys, some real country music."
#AlanJackson #ACMawards
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Nickelback’s “Burn it to the Ground” is blasting from Canada’s locker room right now. #4Nations
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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.
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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.




























