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Samsoum

@sDefrees

PayNym: +coldrice20e | https://teapawt.org/t.co/cmZTirXND7

 Florida, USA
Joined June 2009
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Enter the Dojo. @SamouraiWallet
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Beautiful to stumble across this YTMND gem again after all these years
Anung Un Drama (@spaceghost) profile pictureAnung Un Drama
@spaceghostOct 29
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
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youtu.be/FgP5VRp_myE A lot of times when people want to show what a great guitarist Prince was, they will cite his solo live on that "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" tribute performance. But this performance, I almost never see shared. Dude tears his guitar a new asshole.
The Greatest Guitar Solo You've Never Seen | Prince - The Aftershow |...

The Greatest Guitar Solo You've Never Seen | Prince - The Aftershow |...

Today would have marked another round around the sun for Prince ☀️ ...

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This is why this is one of the all time great memes
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JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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Had never heard this song until ~2016 and I'm still trying to come to terms with the sonic excellence that is the brass section on this joint
Vinyl Records🎱✝️🇧🇷👪🗽 (@j_c_domingues) profile pictureVinyl Records🎱✝️🇧🇷👪🗽
@j_c_dominguesOct 29
Tom Browne (1980) Funkin' For Jamaica
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What my wife sees when she looks at me
Cool Box Art (@CoolBoxArt) profile pictureCool Box Art@CoolBoxArtOct 29
Breeding Stud: Bokujou de Aimashou / PlayStation / Konami / 1997
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On the bright side, if you have a kink for being suffocated by the Nanny State...
Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Queen Victoria is Queefing in her Grave
the leg lifter 🔞 (@slinky_stinks) profile picturethe leg lifter 🔞@slinky_stinksOct 28
i thought it was a joke did they really ban facesitting porn in the uk?????? why
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when i got the dvd belt buckle on you know i’m bouncing around her box
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Dwemer Artifacts
⭕ Brock Pierson (@brockpierson) profile picture⭕ Brock Pierson
@brockpiersonOct 27
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Free Keonne.
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@leamuirleynOct 27
The continuation of @keonne ‘s Notes from the Inside. #FreeSamourai
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The continuation of @keonne ‘s Notes from the Inside. #FreeSamourai
The Rage (@theragetech) profile pictureThe Rage
@theragetechOct 27
✉️ New: Samourai Wallet developer Keonne Rodriguez recounts a 29-day prison transfer 13 days in Oklahoma City’s lockdown transit hub, 18 days caged 23 hours a day at USP Lewisburg, where he learns his grandmother has died. By @keonne
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clit@clit_cannibalOct 26
why is alice in chains can we help her
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Bread and Butter Pickle Sandwich
Epic Post (@EpicPost_0) profile pictureEpic Post
@EpicPost_0Oct 26
Name a "poor man's food" you will eat no matter how rich you get.
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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POV: Guy who went into a coma in 2002 and just woke up
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@_iamhabeebOct 25
the funniest people i know don’t even tell jokes, they just talk
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Real Estate implies the existence of a far more foreboding Unreal Estate
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