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Florida, USA
Joined June 2009
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This is why this is one of the all time great memes
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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when i got the dvd belt buckle on you know i’m bouncing around her box
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The continuation of @keonne ‘s Notes from the Inside. #FreeSamourai
✉️ New: Samourai Wallet developer Keonne Rodriguez recounts a 29-day prison transfer 13 days in Oklahoma City’s lockdown transit hub, 18 days caged 23 hours a day at USP Lewisburg, where he learns his grandmother has died. By @keonne
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why is alice in chains can we help her
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I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second
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the funniest people i know don’t even tell jokes, they just talk
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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Nas wrote Illmatic when was 16 to 18.. Shakespeare didnt cook til he was in his 20s 30s ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
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Replying to @itsavibe
I don’t think this comment section is old enough to know who Talib or Mos Def are so they are dismissing the comparison. This is a compliment, not a diss. Talib came up in an Era of prime JAY Z, prime Wayne, prime Dipset, prime Kanye..conscious rappers almost never outshined the mainstream acts.
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Lie on your resume MF They lied in the job description too
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i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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He called his grandpa to say he loved him, but didn't know how much his grandpa was gon pour back into him. Damn near had him holding back tears.
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Get Bill & Keonne the fuck out of prison now.
Bank of America just paid $1.2 billion for willfully violating the Bank Secrecy Act, failing to report $5B+ in suspicious transactions tied to money laundering networks over 7 years. No one is going to jail. They booked the fine as a line item and sent $8.3 billion back to shareholders in the same quarter. Meanwhile Keonne Rodriguez and Bill Hill, the founders of Samourai Wallet, are sitting in federal prison for building non-custodial software that never touched a dime of anyone's money. FinCEN itself said Samourai wasn't a money transmitter. Prosecutors charged them anyway. BofA is a licensed money transmitter that willfully broke the law for years and walked. Two developers who wrote open source code got caged. Two-tier justice system. Be aware, freaks.
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Samourai Wallet, Roman Stirlingov, and @rstormsf all need to walk free.
JUST IN: U.S. Treasury admits Bitcoin & crypto mixers are also used by "lawful users" to "enable financial privacy". 👉 Privacy is not a crime! 🫡 @EliNagar
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