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Sam Jackel

@sam_jackel

comedian and former infant basketball phenom. He/Him

 New York, NY
Joined December 2010
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Awesome, does it come with a CD player? And while we’re bringing back stuff from 15 years ago, I’ll take my iconic metabolism too please.
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@ParisHilton8 Aug 2024
Ever wanted to hear something as iconic as "That's hot"? Well, here it is! Your ears are about to get the VIP treatment they deserve. 💅

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It doesn’t matter how good your argument is or how well you state your case. If you dropped a buffalo wing on your shirt? No. One. Will. Listen.
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Me trying to talk to kids: Y’all tryna cop that new xumo stream box!
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The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:
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The first streaker was like, hey fellas, you ever notice how sometimes a naked baby goes nuts when it gets out of a bath? What if I did the part after the bath at the next Padres game?
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@NBA2K8 Sep 2023
🚨 Who needs a Game Code? 🚨 RT this and reply with #2KDay to this tweet and we'll start droppin #NBA2K24 Games Codes for @PlayStation Rules and eligible countries and/or territories: nba.2k.com/2k24/gamecodes-gi…
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RT to wish #Colts owner @JimIrsay a Happy Birthday!🎉🥳
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Is #StarsOnMars shooting in NYC this week? Cause we are the Red Planet right now!
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RT to wish @GVOaant a happy birthday! 🎉
Happy Birthday, Anthony!

ALT Happy Birthday, Anthony!

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Writers strike getting so bad, even @YouTubeTV stopped working. #NBAConferenceFinals
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😂😂😂😂
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Will Levis looking scary 👀 teapawt.org/hoosiers_go/status/165…
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Evan Berke@evanberke7 Apr 2023
My debut comedy album TWICE REMOVED will be released on all platforms June 16, 2023.
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It’s Trans Day of Visibility. Let’s show our Trans youth some love. secure.givelively.org/donate…
Donate Now | Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare by Point of Pride

Donate Now | Mercury Stardust's 2nd Annual TikTok-a-Thon for Trans Healthcare by Point of Pride

Last year, Mercury planned to raise $24,000 in 24 hours, but what she ended up doing was igniting her audience to raise $120,000+ in a day. This year, she aims to rais...

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The sign of a good croissant is how many miles away you can find crumbs after you bite into it. #NBAAllStar
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Teaming up with @american_heart in a BIG way!   The Damar Hamlin 3 for Heart challenge is live! 3 easy steps to save a life❤️ @tombrady, @michelleobama, and @kingjames you’ve all been challenged! Throw them 🫶 's up! #3forHeart heart.org/3
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We shouldn’t have cut Peyton Manning. #Colts #Curse
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Crowd sourcing here. What is that band around Dalton Schultz neck? #CowboysNation
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After the early games I’m gonna say Jacksonville vs Detroit in the SuperBowl. #NFL
Jonathan Taylor with 9 attempts?#Colts
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Oh my goodness watch this
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