Samuel the Amuel retweeted
sharks, i'm seeking victory in a game that can neither be won nor lost. i'm offering equal stakes in my endless struggle that will stretch into forever in exchange for a limitless desire to win despite having no chance whatsoever
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
i've decided that i like winning actually and i'm going to be doing more of it
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
I HAVE A LOW FOLLOWER COUNT BECAUSE I ONLY APPEAL TO THE DIVINELY SELECTED. YOU WERE DIVINELY GUIDED TO ME. ONE FATEFUL SCROLL AND I APPEARED TO YOU.
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
First image of a tardigrade (1773).
Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they're around 1mm in length, and can survive extreme temperatures, pressures, radiation, and reanimate after long periods without oxygen. And even handle outer space: publicdomainreview.org/colle…
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
the five fingers on the right give me to you. the five fingers on the left return myself to me
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
Consider how precious a soul must be when both God and the devil are after it.
Samuel the Amuel retweeted
i can't... i can't stop winning. i can't. i... please. *eyes start to water* please, i don't want to win anymore. let me lose! *weeping* i want to lose!!!













