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if reason has failed you, try rhyme

Joined January 2014
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Rejoice!
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witness, remember, go alone, ask forgiveness
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mightn't i interest you in a comforting lie? what about a convenient one?
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sharks, i'm seeking victory in a game that can neither be won nor lost. i'm offering equal stakes in my endless struggle that will stretch into forever in exchange for a limitless desire to win despite having no chance whatsoever
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im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce
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every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
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The Story of Cant Getright and his Loyal One-of-a-Kinds
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H772 Riddle: why are there more days than nights?
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i've decided that i like winning actually and i'm going to be doing more of it
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I’m at my wits’ beginning
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I HAVE A LOW FOLLOWER COUNT BECAUSE I ONLY APPEAL TO THE DIVINELY SELECTED. YOU WERE DIVINELY GUIDED TO ME. ONE FATEFUL SCROLL AND I APPEARED TO YOU.
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First image of a tardigrade (1773). Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they're around 1mm in length, and can survive extreme temperatures, pressures, radiation, and reanimate after long periods without oxygen. And even handle outer space: publicdomainreview.org/colle…
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the five fingers on the right give me to you. the five fingers on the left return myself to me
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DAILY OBJECT 646: BIRD CAGE
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Consider how precious a soul must be when both God and the devil are after it.
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i can't... i can't stop winning. i can't. i... please. *eyes start to water* please, i don't want to win anymore. let me lose! *weeping* i want to lose!!!
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bro fuck computers
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bear in mind that a loop can be entered and/or exited at any point
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