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figured i’d make a new pinned because I have so many more followers for different fandoms I didn’t have listed previously so hi i’m staco here are the stupid things I like please don’t bully me with this information!!! also read my strawpage rahhh staco.straw.page ☆
MAIN STUFF I LIKE: UnderTale, DeltaRune Battle For Dream Island Skylanders Dick Figures BFDI: The Power Of Two Your Favorite Martian Plants Vs. Zombies Marina and the Diamonds Look Outside The Lorax (2012) MBTI/Typology Animal Crossing My Singing Monsters Entomology/Bugs CookieRun: Ovenbreak Saw Movieunleashers Pokémon Stardew Valley The Binding Of Isaac Thumpies Minecraft Parkour Civilization Horse Race Tests

ALT MAIN STUFF I LIKE: UnderTale, DeltaRune Battle For Dream Island Skylanders Dick Figures BFDI: The Power Of Two Your Favorite Martian Plants Vs. Zombies Marina and the Diamonds Look Outside The Lorax (2012) MBTI/Typology Animal Crossing My Singing Monsters Entomology/Bugs CookieRun: Ovenbreak Saw Movieunleashers Pokémon Stardew Valley The Binding Of Isaac Thumpies Minecraft Parkour Civilization Horse Race Tests

LESSER STUFF/STUFF I USED TO LIKE (Rick and Morty is also supposed to be here but I forgot) Yandere Simulator Cyberpunk Edgerunners Camp Camp Danganronpa Total Drama Tomodachi Life My Little Pony Roblox Smiling Friends Gacha Life Kindergarten Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning Scott Pilgrim My Hero Academia Steven Universe Garten of BanBan Flicker Annoying Orange The Amazing World Of Gumball Super Meat Boy Scribblenauts Five Nights at Freddy’s Minecraft Sally Face Fran Bow "Weird Al" Yankovic Little Misfortune … Voltron Legendary Defender (deeply ashamed of this one) (2017 was a different time)

ALT LESSER STUFF/STUFF I USED TO LIKE (Rick and Morty is also supposed to be here but I forgot) Yandere Simulator Cyberpunk Edgerunners Camp Camp Danganronpa Total Drama Tomodachi Life My Little Pony Roblox Smiling Friends Gacha Life Kindergarten Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning Scott Pilgrim My Hero Academia Steven Universe Garten of BanBan Flicker Annoying Orange The Amazing World Of Gumball Super Meat Boy Scribblenauts Five Nights at Freddy’s Minecraft Sally Face Fran Bow "Weird Al" Yankovic Little Misfortune … Voltron Legendary Defender (deeply ashamed of this one) (2017 was a different time)

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lyle bobblehead except you dont bobble his head you bobble his big fat butt. Million dollar merch idea
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now that the look outside fandom is much bigger i should repost some of my old shitposts from my first few months in. seriously i think at least one of these was made pre-audrey update and are all pre-sybil design reveal
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i’m look uncside i’ve been here since the game had only been out for 2 months
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Evil Rubius (@Roquefortsin) profile pictureEvil Rubius@RoquefortsinNov 1
Como se siente pasar de tener 17 a 18
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wait im mourning his buttcheek straps 🥺 i liked them
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morning for my bio exam and i’m thinking about davekat instead of doing any revision because i’m going to flunk this anyway
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being 18 so embarrassing cause i was doing this shit at 14 too with different characters like can i just Grow Up
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i love making these stupid edits #homestuck
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my arasol fanart #homestuck
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had my dave strider costume for halloween but decided against it cause there’s no way i was risking getting confused for the como se dice i’m tryna fuck glasses guy
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i haven’t read jester quest yet but
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there’s a species of wasp native to australia that cums so hard on flowers believing it to be a female that it’s visible to humans
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i love you gooner wasp
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Tyla😼 (@TylaNetwork) profile pictureTyla😼@TylaNetworkOct 30
AVERAGEHARRY FOR BI RIGHTS!!! It was so hard for him to say but he did it for us <3
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pween@periweenklOct 30
just started playing look outside and whenever i see the attack option while talking to the npcs this pops into my mind (this is my first fanart for this game)
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not me though cause why am i stuck at 5’5 at 18 while my 14 YEAR OLD BROTHER is nearing 6 foot already
HikiPTG (@HikiPTG) profile pictureHikiPTG@HikiPTGOct 30
"the younger sibling is shorter" sounds like a storytelling trope for establishing social hierarchy of primogeniture physically and you would think would be dispelled as a myth only to find out that reality is annoying and in fact birth order does often predict relative height
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the answer is that i’m trans and my mother is like 5’3 and my dad is 6’1 but also god why i’ll never be able to experience bullying my younger brother. he’s the one bullying ME not even because i’m trans but because he LOVES PISSING PEOPLE OFF
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spaget@spagetspinelOct 30
>called semen >comes out when i see men
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Zorki ☀️🦊 (@Zorkifur) profile pictureZorki ☀️🦊@ZorkifurOct 30
>bodily fluid commonly called as "cum" >you cums cum to cum out cum
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my iphone SE from 2020 just stopped charging properly i hate my life
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