Veteran Air Force JAG, cat lover, FL Gator, go BUCS! 🚫 MAGA . True blue 💙. I swear a lot, deal with it.

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Joined August 2019
Happy #Caturday y'all. In honor of all of Trump's recent screw-ups, here is my cat Livy every time she hears his name (and how she looks normally when she doesn't hear it)
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Trump shows off his negative IQ: "[Solar panels] kill all the animals. The animals jump on them, and they fry."
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Replying to @Microinteracti1
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It All Makes Sense Now For those who missed the seventies, a brief note: the Village People were a gay disco act. The cop, the cowboy, the construction worker and the leather biker were not career advice. They were a joke, and everyone in New York got it. Everyone except, it seems, the MAGA movement, which has spent a decade pumping its fists to the gayest song ever recorded while screaming about masculinity. And now the leader has developed a public fascination with men's backsides, which he discusses at rallies with the enthusiasm of a man reviewing wine. So watch the clip. The headdress, the moustache, the chaps. Then watch the arena doing the arm moves. The macho men were never in on it. They were the punchline.
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Trump fell right into Obama’s Cheesecake Factory trap. @jordanklepper
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Dog is part of the group.. 😅
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Scientists Have Been Quietly Studying Cats for Decades. The Results Are Unsettling. Cats have been domesticated for roughly 10,000 years. In that time, they have changed almost nothing about themselves. Dogs were selectively bred into hundreds of shapes and temperaments to serve human needs. Cats, by most accounts, simply moved in, decided the arrangement suited them, and stayed largely the same animal they were in the wild. Biologists have a word for this: cats are functionally self-domesticated. The engineering underneath that indifference is, by any measure, extraordinary. A cat’s inner ear contains a reflex system so precise that it can detect disorientation and begin correcting its body position in mid-air within 30 milliseconds, faster than the human eye can register movement. It is called the righting reflex, and it is why a cat dropped from height almost always lands on its feet. Biomechanics researchers at various institutions have spent years reverse-engineering it and still can’t fully replicate it mechanically. Their purring turns out to not be purely emotional. The vibration frequency, between 25 and 150 Hz, sits within the range that stimulates bone density and promotes tissue regeneration. Some veterinary researchers believe this is why cats recover from orthopedic injuries at rates that consistently surprise clinicians. The cat, while appearing to simply sit on a couch, is running internal repair cycles. The night vision advantage over humans, roughly six times greater sensitivity in low light, comes from a reflective layer behind the retina called the tapetum lucidum. It’s the same layer that makes cats’ eyes glow in the dark. Every feature that seems decorative has a function. For 10,000 years, humans thought they adopted the cat. Current evidence suggests the cat evaluated the offer and accepted it on its own terms.
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🇬🇧 In 2007, a struggling London street musician named James Bowen discovered an injured ginger stray cat in the hallway of his building. James was recovering from drug addiction and had experienced homelessness. Although he had very little money, he took the cat to a veterinarian, cared for his injuries, and named him Bob. After recovering, Bob began following James everywhere, even accompanying him on buses and through the busy streets of London. Soon, the two became inseparable. Bob perched on James’s shoulders while he played guitar and sold The Big Issue, a magazine that helps people experiencing homelessness earn an income. James later credited Bob with giving him a reason to wake up each morning and the strength to rebuild his life. Their extraordinary friendship inspired the bestselling 2012 memoir A Street Cat Named Bob, which became a worldwide success. In 2016, their story was adapted into a film, with the real Bob appearing as himself. But in June 2020, Bob died at the age of 14, leaving James and millions of fans heartbroken. On July 15, 2021, a life-size bronze statue of Bob was unveiled at Islington Green in London, near the streets where the pair had spent so many years together. Created by sculptor Tanya Russell, the memorial shows Bob wearing his familiar scarf and sitting on a stack of books beside a granite bench. James had rescued an injured stray cat. In return, he believed Bob had saved his life. Today, Bob’s statue remains a tribute to a friendship that changed two lives and touched millions of hearts around the world.
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They're trying to go after Comey AGAIN 🙄 Over a 10 yr old news article. Problem is, the statute of limitations expired 5 years ago. The DOJ is trying desperately to play word games to get around it. They won't succeed. open.substack.com/pub/aaronr…
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BREAKING: MAGA hack Scott Jennings gets hit with a massive $72.5 million lawsuit for defaming progressive streamer Hasan Piker. And it's an absolute slam dunk of a case... Piker, who has become the Republican Party's favored boogeyman this election cycle, is suing Jennings for falsely claiming that Piker called for lynching Black Americans. Jennings ran an edited video, stripped of context, to make it appear that Piker had done such a thing. “Mr. Jennings did not merely mischaracterize something Mr. Piker said. He took a false, fabricated, and manipulated video of Mr. Piker, added a made-up quotation that Mr. Piker never uttered, and then made accusations that went beyond even what the manipulated footage purported to show," states Piker's 38-page suit. There is no wiggle room for Jennings here. He blatantly lied about what Piker said in an effort to paint him as a murderous lunatic. Jennings claimed that Piker was “calling for Black voters to be lynched” and spoke about a "Piker plan of returning our country to lynchings.” In reality, Piker was making the opposite point, but the footage was edited to misrepresent the remarks. Jennings also added a false quotation, subtitles, and commentary to hammer home the lies. Originally, the footage showed Piker stating on his Twitch stream that a conservative commentator wanted to return to the lynching era, not that he himself desired such a thing. “He said, ‘We need more Klansmen, okay? Can we go back to a better time when lynchings were happening?’” said Piker. The creator of the video that Jennings shared removed the "he said" part as well as laughter to falsely present the snippet as an articulation of Piker's genuine beliefs. Jennings spread his smear via X and so far his post has 2.5 million views, meaning that he has inflicted incalculable damage to Piker's reputation and his possible future earnings. We hope that Piker gets every last penny of that $72.5 million! Please ❤️ and share if you support the lawsuit!
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Happy Wednesday from Nia! This sweetheart has been with us for over 2 years and while all of the volunteers and cats adore her, she deserves a home to call her own. She is only 7 years old and has plenty of years left. Please share to give this beautiful girl a chance. ♥️
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BREAKING: OBSESSION! Trump derails his own rally to MELT down over President Obama's hilarious Cheesecake Factory joke — proving it got under his skin. This was a heat-seeking missile from Obama... "Who could've guessed the joke would've baited Trump into spending the last week of the election talking more about his White House renovations?" observed Jon Favreau, a former Obama speechwriter. He was replying to a clip from Trump's rally in Mississippi that has since gone viral. "And now they say, 'Oh whoa, whoa, Barack Obama is gonna start campaigning,'" Trump said in a mocking voice. "And he's not even campaigning— Tell him he's not campaigning about me, maybe he'll go home." "But he came in yesterday and he made a speech and part of his speech was to say, isn't it terrible that Donald Trump spends a lot of his time, very little time, I do it very good, I'm really good at real estate and fixing things," Trump continued. "I fix things very good, very beautifully and— I always build beautiful and inexpensive, which is a good combination if you can do." The truth, of course, is that Trump has zero taste and everything he "renovates" ends up looking gaudy, hideous, and cheap, while simultaneously being insanely expensive because of all the graft and sweetheart deals he bakes in. The estimated cost for his unnecessary White House ballroom has skyrocketed to $600 million, up from the $200 million that was originally predicted. "But I can do it naturally, it's a natural thing. It actually relaxes me," said Trump, who spends such little time actually working that he shouldn't have any need for relaxation. He's always relaxing. "'Donald Trump spends a lot of his time fixing up the White House,'" said Trump, in a strange voice. "Isn't that a nice thing to do? The place? No. He said 'this isn't a Cheesecake Factory.'" Can you believe it?" What Obama actually said was that Trump has the White House looking like "Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory," which is by far the best description we've ever heard for Trump's idiosyncratically tacky preferences. "Which is a very successful company," Trump went on. "This isn't— He doesn't like successful companies. But you know, he was very critical about me because I spend time..." Obviously, Obama's point wasn't that there is anything wrong with Cheesecake Factory. His point was that the Oval Office shouldn't look like a place where you can order Roadside Sliders. "And if you would have seen the White House, I took over the White House and it was in horrible condition," whined Trump. "I don't wanna use a terrible word. It was in horrible condition. The plaster was falling off the exterior, you have an exterior coat...The plaster was falling off. The paint was no good. A lot of the beautiful ornamentation that they have around the windows." "I mean they had four or five windows where literally the ornamentation was up on one side and had fallen off or half fallen off on the other," he went on, clearly upset. "And I fixed it. We made a mold of the good one and we put it on the other one. And we got it all beautiful. And then we skim coated with an exterior plaster that's phenomenal. The entire exterior with the best artisans you've ever seen. And we delicately one thing after we took a tile that was broken that was. I mean, I don't wanna say from Home Depot, but it does come from a box. And this is not for the White House." This is what the President of the United States is choosing to devote his energy to with the midterms just one week away and a worsening affordability crisis. Americans are begging for relief from skyrocketing gas prices caused by his disastrous Iran War and Trump is rambling about renovations. Obama really is a master strategist. He lobbed his rhetorical firebomb, then let Trump handle the rest. Please ❤️ and share if you feel the blue wave coming!
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Obama gave one speech and all of the Republican Party and maga cult git so triggered. All they are doing is posting about him and then saying they don’t care about him. He’s still got it.
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This was the moment Barack Obama broke Donald Trump. It was so bad that Trump has not experienced one second of joy since then.
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Thank you. This is my cat and I posted these pics on Threads two nights ago.
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With just 8 days until the midterm elections, THIS is what Donald Trump is focused on. Trump just unleashed a lengthy late-night tirade against a federal judge over his plans to rebuild a public golf course in Washington, D.C., blasting the judge’s request for advance notice as “unconstitutional” and demanding an immediate appeal. Americans are struggling with soaring costs and an unpopular war, and the president is raging about golf course renovations.
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Serbia 🇷🇸: the capital of Belgrade tonight. Following last night's victory, the Student List organized a victory party tonight to thank all its supporters and voters for helping it defeat president Vucic.
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