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Woodworker • Woodcarver

United States
Joined March 2021
Most recent private commission. More pics in the thread. Anniversary 22” x 33.5” Basswood, paint, pastel
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STNG writers room: Hey guys, when do you think we should let the audience know that the android fucks Mmm idk, like, middle of the third episode? Yes. That sounds exactly right.
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Ok so you’re telling me the owls are not what they seem
People don't realize that an owl is almost entirely feathers
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Whether or not you’re prepping for the apocalypse, you should learn how to sharpen knives and other edge tools. Here is all you really need to know in an emergency:
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one correct way to do it. Do not listen to these people. They either want to sell you something or their sense of personal identity is wrapped up in it to a pathological degree. Otoh, if you find a system that works for you, stick with it. Whatever it takes to get the
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job done—and the job is removing material from both sides of a piece of metal with an abrasive until they meet as perfectly as possible. Happy apocalypting.
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I do not want to fold a phone, does that mean I’m unc
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I maintain, jokes aside, that Terrence Malick must be the one to adapt God Emperor. Interminable inner monologues, Leto II reeling through memories of his ancestors, sampling their life experiences, the crushing existential pain of Duncan, Moneo, Nayla & Siona
It’s been 5 years, and people are still getting mad about Denis’ Dune Messiah. If you actually made a true adaption it would be a weird internal dialogue film you could only see at a speakeasy-esque basement theatre that consists of a screen made out of a bedsheet.
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They should do three more seasons covering the final trilogy, cast the same actors, and simply pretend that they never killed off Alex Kamal
I’m so jealous that many people are probably about to discover one of the greatest sci-fi stories ever written and get to see one of the most beautiful sci-fi scenes ever to be put on screen for the first time.
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Since the internet is being dismantled you should go ahead and place a commission for a large solid wood filing cabinet, flat file, and/or card catalogue. I’ll take a well sealed 55 gallon drum of rice or other grain as a non-refundable design deposit.
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To my knowledge she has still not disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood
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Hail Satan, dawg
"Pick a religion by Friday, or we'll pick one for you." - Pete Hegseth This is a direct violated of the foundation of our Constitution.
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If I was god I would smite anyone who moved my leaves
Am I the only one who thinks it’s insane that we allow two stroke engine leaf blowers to operate in residential areas? Why do so many otherwise sensible people not recognize the extreme externality of that noise? On some of the most beautiful days of the year it’s practically impossible to be outside without exposure to 75-80db of droning noise.
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Incredible decision to cast a woman for Aslan’s voice in the new Narnia film—so much free publicity from halfwits losing their minds
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It is amazing to watch right wing fake media grifters go apoplectic (or pretend to) over a guy who is basically a 2026 lib Opie Taylor
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