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sbs.60

@sbmcks

Unexpectedly a golden-ager.

Joined February 2022
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I hope Republicans allowing genocide in Europe are haunted by these screams every night of their lives. You can stop this. You don’t. You are complicit. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Lesia Vasylenko (@lesiavasylenko) profile pictureLesia Vasylenko
@lesiavasylenkoOct 29
I am in tears and speechless. The scream of this father over the body of his 15 y.o. daughter is the sound of pure torture. Another #russia attack on civilians. Mid day in #Chernihiv . These terrorist monsters have no soul. They will not stop until stopped.
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sbs.60@sbmcks28 Mar 2024
Some astronomers are passing the time by telling jokes from a numbered joke book. "1.e15!" one says. Dead silence. Finally another astronomer says: "Kid, some people just can't tell a joke."
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Ukraine will defeat Russia.
Terry Virts (@AstroTerry) profile pictureTerry Virts@AstroTerryOct 17
Ukraine will defeat Russia.
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#CJCraigslist
Marc Burrows (@20thcenturymarc) profile pictureMarc Burrows@20thcenturymarcOct 15
Replying to @JoshMalina
Astonished and disapointed no-one's called her "CJ Craigslist" yet.
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Replying to @AuraLeeHarvey @JamesSurowiecki
if it's on chud twitter today, it's in vance's mouth in 2 months. there's a pipeline.
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English irregular plurals: mouse -> mice louse -> lice spouse -> spice
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A: Person, Man, Woman, Camera, America. Q: What are the names of the Great Lakes?
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sbs.60@sbmcks17 Apr 2025
Every year, just after the daylight is longest, our clan elders organize a pilgrimage to Bad Mister to make water on the graves. The reasons why are lost in time. It is enough that we do it, for it is our tradition.
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"Can I grill ya up a burger, Steve?" "Neigh."
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In the late 80s Sun Microsystems did surveys to determine whether users preferred its native Sunview user interface, or the industry standard X11/Motif. Sunview was popular in all sectors except retirement homes. When asked what they wanted, the old folks said Motif.
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Even as we mourn Cyclospora victims, the fact remains that deep-frying lettuce in beef tallow kills the parasite. Following MAHA recommendations remains the best approach to health and safety. - RFK jr, possibly
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Upper and lower case are both important. Knowing when to use each of them makes the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle JACK OFF A HORSE - adapted from a post on linkedin - seems like a real résumé builder
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I literally burst out laughing! If y’all aren’t following @mariana057 you are missing out. This gal makes me laugh LOUD everyday.
mariana Z (@mariana057) profile picturemariana Z
@mariana057Jul 13
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion? Killed, you definitely get killed...
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If you gaze too long into Venezuela, Venezuela also gazes into you.
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 (@RachelBitecofer) profile pictureRachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆
@RachelBitecoferJul 8
Uhhhhhhh Trump just nationalized the gas industry. He’s selling government gas. White House launching dozens of ‘Freedom Fuel’ gas stations thehill.com/policy/energy-en…
White House touts launch of 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations

White House touts launch of 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations

The White House has launched 25 “Freedom Fuel” gas stations in an attempt to provide Americans a cheaper option at the pump. “The FIRST Freedom Fuel Network gas station has LANDED in Philadelphia, …

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Please RT if you believe that a person just like me who manages my #bipolar can be a competent parent and a good role model @Rosie #stigma
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sbs.60@sbmcksJun 25
Replying to @JamieBonkiewicz
They have to expand the TX giraffe search. Start looking for a dude who's suddenly buying really long freezers.
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Many monsters have claimed Christ, but the record is thin on Christ claiming monsters.
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So the hair thing - the stripe. That wasn't her idea either?
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#ObamaDayJune14
Image from Lyra Belacqua🟧🟦📚👩🏻‍🏫🦉🍸🏎️🏊🏻‍♀️ (@ChambersL614)
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My state is so big that it is 50 bears in a trench coat. CA is so big that even Californians don't get it.
State flag of California, US.

ALT State flag of California, US.

NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 (@japan_nobunaga) profile pictureNOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依
@japan_nobunagaJun 14
I always thought America was one country 🇺🇸 But Americans on X keep saying "Well in MY state it's totally different" Texas. California. New York. Florida. It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat. Is that a fair way to think about it? Please quote-tweet with your state flag! 🙋
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