or try and stretch your tiny little half a braincell as far as you can for me and use a fuckass dettol wipe that’s probably already in your house idiot

Ma’Ndlovu@kekeletso_MaOct 29

Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.

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🪽 · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:52 AM UTC

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🪽@grwiefOct 29

Ever since they separated retweets I just be retweeting anything

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maryam 𝜗𝜚 · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:36 AM UTC

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maryam 𝜗𝜚@stillaintboyzOct 29

paris had looting and riots whilst the uk stopped going to tesco for 1 day

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Ⓜ️isterD · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:18 PM UTC

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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UKOct 28

We don't call people "nincompoops" anymore and I think it's a damn shame

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ً · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:10 PM UTC

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ً@artfuIchaosOct 29

the most unseen privilege in life, a supportive family.

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grysik 💭 · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:53 PM UTC

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grysik 💭@p03r0ttenOct 28

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you’re into that

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redrum · Oct 28, 2026 · 5:41 PM UTC

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redrum

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why do they make baby clothes with pockets they literally have no bread and no ambitions

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ًً · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:15 AM UTC

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ًً@b6rbiOct 29

#nevermind #letthesunnahgoforth

ًً@b6rbiOct 26

i need to cut off sugar

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Employee Tears · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:20 PM UTC

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Employee Tears

@EmployeeTearsOct 28

"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.

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Not Today Eric · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:42 PM UTC

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Not Today Eric

@NotTodayEricOct 27

Have we ever thought to ask the daylight if it even wants to be saved.

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G. F. Allen · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:29 PM UTC

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G. F. Allen

@AuthorGFAllenOct 27

My love language is a canceled Teams meeting

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lain · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:13 PM UTC

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lain@wiredinlainOct 27

do i come off as mysterious or just retarded and weird

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teresa · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:18 PM UTC

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teresa@exitforafilmOct 27

I got about 3 fake laughs in me before I start just staring at people at work

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mimis⁷ viu o BTS · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:07 PM UTC

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mimis⁷ viu o BTS@goldenversejkOct 27

só meu amigo peter parker de brand new day me entenderia hoje

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