Documentation is lies. Source is an abstraction. Assembly is the truth. Also at https://xitter.cf/t.co/VYFZ0HHnQn and nostr npub10mx0gx3r2lszrrut8kvr5mt2m8r9ffhn

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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
Update: Our PHP exploit is now production-grade. * stock php.ini-production, display_errors=off, normal memory_limit, multi-worker, ASLR, under load * ARM64 + x86-64 targets * MediaWiki, WordPress, phpBB, Laravel * Apache/mod_php and nginx/php-fpm -> root xitter.cf/dguido/status/21131291…
Re: the widely circulated blog claiming the PHP bugs aren't easily exploitable: @trailofbits has a working exploit that gets a shell on an unmodified MediaWiki installation. eliastaylor.com/noexploit/
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Why is broccoli even in a web server
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
every one of these cornball AI guys thinks they're oppenheimer building the nuclear bomb when they're not even making LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs
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I am outraged, I tell you xitter.cf/_0xKiwi/status/2113309…
After careful review from trusted advisors (read: my friends flamed the shit out of me) I've fixed the tier list kthxbye
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UK 1815-1914: Peak British empire influence 1920: Peak territory, covering 1/4 of earth 1947-1997: Decolonization and empire decline 2026: "Ahem: But we just passed a law declaring ourselves ruler of the world so now we own all of it." xitter.cf/AlecMuffett/status/211…
#Ofcom chief: "We do not believe that the [Online Safety] Act gives us that extraterritorial jurisdiction. I am not quite sure how you can carry that out." Absolute deceptive bullshit. They have flatly, overtly and flagrantly been harassing foreign websites on those grounds:
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
‼️ Palo Alto firewall VMs and Citrix NetScaler run without ASLR, a basic memory defence, Kevin Beaumont says. He warns that makes the PHP2Shell flaws trivial to exploit through internet-facing management interfaces. Neither has a patch out. Citrix promises one on 27 October.
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
A schoolteacher responds to Parliament's Online Safety Act Inquiry. He writes that it has made "literally no difference" to safety, censored the Internet for adults, "terrible" for user privacy, and is easily circumvented - by children - with no effort. committees.parliament.uk/wri…
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
The actual prompt for this was "let's look for pre-auth RCEs in PHP". I'm sharing this so people know this stuff is real and to take agent-assisted scanning seriously. I kicked if off using Claude Mythos 5.1 (in stock Claude Code) but it uses a skill to drive a harness we built over the last few months. I don't know if the harness is amazing, but it certainly has a scary track record so far. It's setup to do an agent guided tree search across a codebase, and runs in microvm sandboxes that all have the full source code for the target, as well as the source for any transitive dependencies. When I built the harness I basically just fed Claude a bunch of Project Zero blog posts describing how they did research and had it build a harness that ran like that, but on our tech stack. The first phase is just setup and can run with any model, it just does that fetching and assembles the kit environment, and gets a target up and running alongside the source code. Then we just do some basic suspend/resume stuff over to the hunt phase, where one agent supervises the tree, and the first node kicks off. Each node is context-aware and aware of the work of all the others. I think I ran this with parallelism 4? So 4 running at any one time. The supervisor can shape the tree and boost nodes or prune. Any node can add more below it with targeted instructions. A typical run looks like the first node doing a codebase review or building and running a fuzzer or something, all depending on the target. Then based on whatever it finds, it'll queue 4-5 children that go look into those areas. The main system guidance is to validate everything 3 times in clean VMs, and we typically require full exploit chains/POCs. Here's what this run looked like. We're doing this with a bunch of other open source projects now and companies. We're doing a lot of this for free, even with private companies, across critical infrastructure. We're directly partnered with Anthropic, and can do this even if you don't have direct access to a frontier model yourself.
You’re all prompting wrong
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lol Expert For News Orgs Suing OpenAI Warned ‘Always Verify’ AI, Then Didn’t Verify His AI-Made Charts In His Expert Report
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Just so you know, everyone *else* is getting tons of PHP shells but NOT YOU.
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
You've gotta patch your dependencies super fast because they're full of vulns (PHP, Node, eMudhra, etc), but not _too_ fast because they're full of backdoors (LiteLLM). Good luck!
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
you guys seen these?
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LinkedIn is going to go INSANE on Thanksgiving when the leading researchers posting there find out about PHP xitter.cf/ZackKorman/status/2112…
Just wait until next week when the sales teams find out about this.
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
Just use memory safe Fil-C compiled PHP. It's not going to be fast, but PHP never was. xitter.cf/meekaale/status/211290…
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"Look up candidates on [sample ballot] - ignore federal, governor. For each contested justice, judge, or appraisal district candidate find differentiating factors, summarize their experience and policy leanings" has saved me so much time over doing searches manually.
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scriptjunkie (Matt) retweeted
Let’s set the record straight: @lcfr_hax was the first to discover php2shell and develop a working exploit. See his August 5 tweet: xitter.cf/lcfr_hax/status/208503… His work convinced the PHP Foundation to invest in fixing this entire bug class. He then worked around the clock to review, test, and retest the patches.
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