hacker. dad. weekend wrencher.

Brooklyn
Joined March 2008
which pink floyd album is this
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The new Wes Anderson film looks bad
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Debut of #CarBFF: lets you keep track of your car & parking regs in #NYC; @NYTM #HackoftheMonth @seanthomas #NYCConnectedCarMeetup – at Manhattan, NY
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In a few hours, the female will lay her eggs. 14 weeks later, her young will hatch and take their first wobbly journey to the dairy section
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all u period correct schmucks STEP TO THE SIDE FOR SOME REAL PORSCHE SHIT xitter.cf/Jalopnik/status/892742…
I finally got to drive a real Porsche jalo.ps/uCczvMm
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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
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A Squeaky Glove Box Sounds Like a French Horn Playing a Measure of Jazz Whenever It’s Opened laughingsquid.com/a-squeaky-…
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No matter what else happens in Matthew's life, his first car ride ever will always be a 707 HP Dodge Charger Hellcat
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In 2014 the world made more money than ever. Great for investment, but depression could be on its way. Read this: bit.ly/14HJVWF
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seanthomas retweeted
Trying to figure out who in government I could bring down by sending a shirtless picture of myself to someone else they know.
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The Best Groupon Deal Ever: 86.2% Off On GRPN at NASDAQ j.mp/TReNKP
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Los niños que surfingo on el beacho esta takingo un grande risko. Tio Darwin esta going to que kicko tu culo.
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Por favor have tu chauffeur parko tu car awayo from los grande trees.
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Romney will call China a currency manipulator. China will laugh and sell him another flag pin.
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To be fair, the Romney family may not have fewer horses than 20 years ago.
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how do i monetize this
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Googling; "Sexy Horse and Bayonet Halloween Costume" #debates
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My finance friends can't understand $1B for Instagram, but $2B loss on credit derivatives makes perfect sense
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“Any damned fool can make something complicated…it takes a genius to make it simple.” Ben Franklin (not steve jobs)
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My favorite member of the PopEyed Peas is definitely what.i.yam.
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