@sendboots

I love dirty martinis and the Sydney metro

 Australia
Joined December 2019
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Unfortunately my new Pilates studio only plays house music which I truly don’t know how anyone can bear unless they’re one and three quarters pingas deep
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Bad news for future me and excellent news for current me: Moscato is on tonight’s wedding’s open bar menu. I WILL be spewing tonight 😘
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I’m drunk
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Between still chasing to be reimbursed for delayed luggage and accom cancelled last min by provider, and chasing all week for just a QUOTE to mend my fucking roof so my ensuite reno can proceed, I’m incredibly tired of dealing with other people’s incompetence, fuck me dead
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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I was finally brave enough to say no to a head massage at the salon because I hate having my head squeezed and then the young lady asked the person next to me who said “of course, anyone who says no is a psycho!”well LOCK ME UP BABY
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Restricting melatonin for the entire country just because some idiot parents don’t know how to lock medicine away from their children is ridiculous, I hate this nanny ass state sometimes
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Lmao the replies on this thing. Endlessly funny to me how loser men take every opportunity to belittle women who haven’t had kids. They are extremely mad when women are smart enough to have financial independence and be careful about if/who they choose to have kids with.
Paul Joseph Watson
@PrisonPlanetOct 13
Aussie woman quits job to travel across Europe, discovers it's a shithole now, regrets it, wants to go home.
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replying to my boss “typical liberal question” when he asks me how many drinks I had on my lunch break
Patriot Michael A. Arcuri 🦅@PatriotMichaelAOct 11
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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Plz stop blowing up my dumbest posts I beg 😫
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Though I enjoyed a Guinness or 3 in Ireland, the best beer I had on the trip and possibly in my life was Galway Bay Lush Pale Ale and I am in mourning because I will probably never have it again
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Emily and Lorelai were complex, flawed characters which the show does a great job of showcasing, as people have said. Rory is the true asshole of the show and Emily and Lorelai share the blame with the entire town for coddling and spoiling her all her life. Mitchum was RIGHT
Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 10
The best part of Gilmore Girls is how Lorelai was like, “Can I have $50k a year for my daughter’s school?” and Emily was like, “Fine, but you have to let me buy her a car too, and we’re having dinner together once a week.” And Lorelai was like, “Ugh, Mom, you’re the WORST.”
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I’ve been back in Australia 24 hours and my cat and I have murdered about infinity moths, idc how “cool” they are FUCK OFF OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU UGLIES
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My favourite thing about Edinburgh and Dublin is the ability just to get a normal fuckin yummy, simple breakfast out like sausage and eggs or a bomb scone, instead of everything having to be covered in artisanal dukkah and costing $32 as in Sydney
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I’ve had two Guinness and Baileys espresso martinis so all of Dublin is going to hear about how Timothee Chalamet was robbed of an Oscar this year and anyone who disagrees is wrong and going to get a punch in the gooch for their trouble
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Bada bing bada boom Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
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Some of my favourite eats ever have been in the UK, so am convinced that anyone who says the food is bad here either has no idea what they’re talking about or is going out of their way to order poo from pooholes x
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Haggis in particular is absolutely bomb And obsessed with all scones everywhere and fish and chips. They well and truly have us beat on the battered fish front
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Brussels might be my new favourite city. Totally lovestruck.
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