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I post whatever I want to All glory to God ✝️ We win in the end.

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Joined July 2023
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Daily affirmations I tell myself: - I am a creatine hyper responder - I have elite genetics - I am top 1% IQ globally - People love talking with me - Most people find me attractive - People that don't are misguided - I'm always winning Feel free to use these. They work.
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I voted (in an overwhelming blue state with a rigged election)
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Got my girl some expensive jewelry
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Pictures from my morning walk
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As a man, I should be able to filter flights by "Male Pilot". Women can do it for their Ubers, it's only fair.
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I'd bet money there were no ambulances available because the rest of them had some obese illegal immigrants who had the sniffles on board
My 18-year old was at a friend’s last night. One of the attendees (same age) was found in the bathroom on the floor, having a seizure. My daughter yelled for someone to call 911, and they did. This is a small SW Ontario city. More than HALF AN HOUR later, the 911 people called back and said there were no ambulance teams to send and asked if he was “still okay.” “NO, HE IS STILL HAVING SEIZURES.” The ambulance never came. The kids ended up calling the boy’s mom back and told her the ambulance wouldn’t come, so she came to the house and for him and drove him herself (from out of town). What the fuck is happening.
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These guys are on a mission to save the country
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Don't forget the increased level of wifi signals passing through your brain
>2027 >wake up and go to bathroom >Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush >wander to kitchen >A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline >”ok I’ll just boil water on the stove” >smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS >smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again >fml >”maybe a movie will distract me” >try to turn on smart TV >I’ve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel >mfw
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My brain is scrambled and my posting history is clear proof of this
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Poor girl is about to get infinity death threats from the transgender community
Elliot Page reportedly wants to 'DETRANSITION' due to 'lack of roles' following the Odyssey — Social Pulse
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Got a really good deal on a brand new Milwaukee Power Drill today
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2.3 million people find me impressive, take that haters
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Good luck with your microchimeric abomination of a grandson
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Replying to @MorseReport
“We can vote our way out of this Anakin”
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Replying to @GiaMMacool
Every gym I went to in Japan banned cell phone use in the equipment areas. Not even between sets. No exceptions. You had to go the locker room or another area to use it. They didn't play with that.
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Went to a burner party and not one person was set on fire #disappointed
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Going to a party as Harry Potter to pickup Malfoids, the libs can't stop me
🤖 Made with AI
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This is the most aggressive ingredient name I've ever seen
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Boomer and Indian men be moving like they either have no spatial awareness of human boundaries or they're trying to feel like a badass by walking into you (I walk into them even more when they do this)
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