The internet is great! But isn’t it time for a sequel? Let’s build the internet 2 together! Looking for investors and ideas for what features to include.
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Fun idea: a gun that shoots the hiccups into someone, with severity settings from 1-10. C'mon science, redeem yourself.
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Wouldn't it be great if bartenders could mix metaphors for you as well? "Evenin', Joe. I'll have an extended football reference that ends with something about stamp collecting."
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Bought two turntables and a microphone on eBay and the return address on the packages was in Werritzat, Indiana.
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I like to consider myself a Renaissance man. Specifically, I like to introduce myself at parties as Nicolaus Copernicus.
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Instead of a boring hill, try "this is the bed of nails I will die on!" C'mon now, keep it fresh.
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Just checked to see if my banks had made any errors in my favor. Not yet but you never know.
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You can’t discuss ocean with a frog. They can only understand a pond .
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That hoodie better be tactical or you can take it back to wherever it came from
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I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.