senior data scientist. @usairforce veteran. californian. 🌈

Denver, CO
Joined August 2012
Korra saved the world from being overrun by tech bros and their data centers
thank god korra ended the world shit was getting to advanced i did not wanna see the next avatar be an ipad baby or some shit
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When I watched the #TheDiplomat finale at around 1am, I literally stood up from my bed and clapped during this scene. Like this is the Hal that she fell in love with years and years ago.
the diplomat s4.. absolute cinema
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thank god korra ended the world shit was getting to advanced i did not wanna see the next avatar be an ipad baby or some shit
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We’re about to have a national Mountain Dew shortage as PHP developers return to work for the first time in 10 years
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“It’s been a LONG week” me on Tuesday afternoon 😭
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Just logged into the dark web (Microsoft Teams).
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There is nothing worse than the retired O-5 who grows a little facial hair for the first time and starts to think his two years as a Battalion Commander make him an expert on strategic level foreign policy
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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This just in
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Women Power ✨️ #TheDiplomat #KeriRussell
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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An attack on our embassy is an act of war against America
A McDonald's in Paris is being vandalized and looted right now on an AFP live feed
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and the emmy for outstanding guest star in a drama goes to keri russell’s forehead vein
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Just thinking about the Diplomat I think we—the audience—forgave President Penn in Season 3 too fast because she felt remorseful for any role she may have played in President Rayburn’s death. But we shouldn’t have trusted her. She literally bombed our ally to blame the Russians!!!! She is twisted and we forgave her way too easily #TheDiplomat
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Dear Debora Cahn, You're gonna have to shoot 2 seasons of #TheDiplomat at a time 'cause I can't keep rewatching this season over and over – and get any sleep. And I do not want to wait a year to hear what Hal says. So … brilliance appreciated. Work faster! Signed, America
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I cannot emphasize this enough. If there is a toilet in your dream, DO NOT use it.
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So over dating apps. If you want me just cat call me on the street or something
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