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I'm retired, I invented dice when I was a kid - he/him in bio

United States
Joined October 2012
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Elon Musk is less intelligent, less talented, and less deserving of resources than me
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Type of shit your coworker shows you during the worst shift of your life and you have to fake laugh
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It would be wise to remember right now, that when Obama came to office in 2009, he had even larger Dem majorities in both houses and they still failed to deliver on any of his major platform goals.
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that's the most natural blaccent I've ever heard
Indiana woman goes viral for her very unexpected accent while giving a whole baked potato review
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“Unionize ICE” is an amazing take, seemingly designed in a lab to anger the entire American political spectrum
👀 Post-election text from tenured ICE source This source and others have lamented to me that the new hires have inadequate training and being assigned to the field with rookies is a liability for experienced officers.
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you have to contrast the tryhard millennials in the admin who malfoid/anakin/"we are going to fucking kill you" post with rob sand, who recreates one of the most popular and pleasant tiktoks from the covid era here. the former is forced and weird and unsettling; the latter is just fun, it's lighthearted. the original video was a hit because people were miserable and it was a nice distraction, whereas white house memes are a constant reminder of how you are governed by the worst and most embarrassing villains in american history
this is my governor
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primera vez que escucho el acento paraguayo omg es como si un argentino estuviera imitando a un cubano
¡Una gran noticia para el Paraguay! 🇵🇾
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America is back to stagnating instead of declining let's goooooo
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This is the Fox News equivalent of one of those weighted jackets you put on a dog during a thunderstorm
LMAO -- fresh off Republicans getting annihilated last night, Fox News is back to talking about Sophie Cunningham all the time. She's been praised across four different shows today for her among other things her number of Instagram followers, which is obviously world historical news
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To any conservatives currently blackpilling, PLEASE keep this in mind: You had complete control of all three branches of the most powerful country in history, and you never will again. Those were the best two years of your entire life. It will never get better for you. It's over.
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tomorrow... the woke-stapo is coming for everyone who started saying the r-word again
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Ken Paxton Brutally Beaten by Gay Guy
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Mike Johnson will finally get a chance to catch up on all the breaking news he has missed
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we're taking Dan Crenshaw's other eye
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Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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we're gonna have Bob Vylan do the super bowl halftime show
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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people say the dems aren't good at winning elections, but look at them now! all it took was a warmongering pedophile who turned all the food into expensive diarrhea poison
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They're gonna shoot Kirk Herbstreits dog on the next College Gameday
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we’re gonna make every republican recite this with an estrogen needle to their neck like the gom jabbar
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only brace is allowed to use generative AI for images
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