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A little too much of all the things would be my best description. Marketing & public relations are my work. Dark beer, ice cream and over-thinking are my play.

Cajun Country
Joined January 2012
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I thought I was a hard ass about pain until I did microneedling.
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honeydew melons are a goddamn SCAM. Get the FUCK out of my $6 fruit salad you FLAVORLESS morsel of DISAPPOINTMENT.
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In my group texts the women alert the men when there's a good shirt selection because we're shopping in their department.
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There's nothing like a While 30 to remind you that you're terrible at small talk when sober. #idontcarewhatyouresaying
Time decides the wheres and whens. We decide what we keep.
My constant old lady question.
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I just had to shave my legs with coconut oil in a New Orleans kitchen. Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked up.
Ariana Grande is right. God IS a woman.
I'm here to declare that unsweetened applesauce with CHERRIES is the wave of the future and I am here for it. Thank you, that is all.
Givers and Feufollet did a Cajun version of Heart of Gold and my mind done exploded. God, I love this town.
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The best thing about Bumble is swiping right (yes) to your male friends and now they're all confused about your intentions. Just giving you a confidence boost, ma'dude!
I'm back! And by back, I mean that I finally remembered my password to this platform.
At what point am I allowed to pop off about the constant misspelling of my name? Asking for myself, whose name as two E's.
my hobbies include sitting in one spot long enough that day turns to night and nothing but the hollow glow of my phone illuminates the darkness enveloping me
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Having a reminder is just as good as magic.
don’t let being right, talk you out of being kind @bobgoff
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You know when you think you have your shit together and then you plop your phone into a coffee-filled cup you've left in your car for the last three days? 😒 Yeah.
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Every morning I walk out telling Olive "be a good lady!" as reminder for the day. Pretty solid advice for a woman or a man. #letsallbegoodladies