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Shelley

@shellbellduran

A little too much of all the things would be my best description. Marketing & public relations are my work. Dark beer, ice cream and over-thinking are my play.

 Cajun Country
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Joined January 2012
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javeigh@javeigh20 Aug 2018
honeydew melons are a goddamn SCAM. Get the FUCK out of my $6 fruit salad you FLAVORLESS morsel of DISAPPOINTMENT.
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don’t let being right, talk you out of being kind @bobgoff
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Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?
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*dies and gets to hell* I really thought I’d lived a good life. *Satan shows me a video of that time I left a shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at Target when the cart return was 10 feet away* Oh yeah. Fair enough.
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There are so many great nights to not go out, but the best is New Year’s.
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Very nice that Pasadena gets a shoutout in California Love, I doubt they were expecting it
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HI! SHORT WEEK! YOU GOT THIS! PUSH THROUGH! HOLIDAY! FOOD COMIN! HANG IN THERE! YOU GOT IT!
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You will have well-meaning people give you well-meaning advice that still is not good for you. Just a reminder you don't have to take it.
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Funny relationship advice from a couple after 48 years of marriage cupjo.co/2yReLyb
Image from A Cup of Jo (@joannagoddard)
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The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
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The human species doesn't have a chance.
Image from Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel)
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We need your joy. Your passion. Your creative genius. Your voice. Your heart. Your soul. Now more than ever.
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So many of us so privileged to be able to complain about our overbearing mothers & doofus dad without being scared they'll be deported.
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1000 people in line for coffee at the airport and every time one leaves because their flight is boarding I feel like God loves me more.
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Shelley retweeted
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Bob Goff
@bobgoff24 Sep 2017
Loving people the way Jesus did means living your life being constantly misunderstood.
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Don't do anything in your life with half a heart. Relationships. Jobs. Either do them or don't do them. But don't do them halfway.
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The poison spewed by Nazis, white supremacists, and the KKK is not who we are as a country. Takes less than 140 characters to say it.
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"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
Image from Barack Obama (@BarackObama)
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dudes, you look weird without a beard
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I'm gonna make it illegal for men not to have beards when I'm president
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