Whale Psychologist • spooky CTO • @rollupjs core • that @jsxemail guy

Florida
Joined September 2008
well I found out the hard way that NPM doesn't like symlinks buuuut JSX email v2.0.0 is released! Tons of good shit: - config file support - plugins. Oh yes, plugins. - massive email client compat updates - CSS Inlining - NEW components - bananas faster preview and render
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If your company refers to engineers as the IT department, you have nothing to worry about. You were already breached last week.
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Obvs Court Jester got beheaded
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me to wife: this week and next are two of the biggest of my 22 year career. Please don't schedule anything or create more work for me Her literally the next day: I scheduled a contractor for tomorrow and cleaning lady for next week Stay safe out there, make good choices fellas
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In better shape and health at 47 than my father was at 40. the kids will be alright
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stoked to share that @PrettierCode is taking over the postcss-less package and fisker is going to be leading maintenance.
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"We're cutting ties with Space/X in favor of a bankrupt company with zero active satellites which is completely dependent on Space/X for all future satellite launches." That'll show them.
PM Mark Carney has confirmed he’s cutting ties with Musk and Starlink and heavily backing a $2.3 billion contract with Telesat Lightspeed. Musk and his mood swings has shown us who he is and we believe him.
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WOW. Thank you @vite_js!
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I trust an agent's explanation of a codebase more when it has to draw it. I recently shared native-surface, a library that renders react native apps in the browser without the DOM. It's tricky to explain in text, but a diagram makes it clear. Stop asking your agent to only explain the code. Ask it to draw a walkthrough.
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tsrs is ludicrously fast. we're on ts v5 still so I get the errors but look at those times
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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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> You cannot use parallel inside a composite action. What a silly product decision that was @github
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the good thing about the eMudhra CA private key mess is that we can finally use https on localhost
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oh the tabs on @opencode v2 are very very nice
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Fixed it
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Cooking, laundry, family
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honestly this would have been amazing. for my first they kept telling me to get out of the way. for my second I kept getting yelled at for not wearing a mask (covid times).
Dad better send that hospital an invoice 😭
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The boomers of Brewers Facebook groups are posting AI slop horrors you cannot comprehend
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dated women like this. did not marry them. draw your own conclusions.
The male fantasy is a wife who understands him completely but somehow still thinks he’s impressive.
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Oh that's cool. Keep reminding yourself that this is a game for kids (OK some are really big) and that it's good fun. This is very cool for both programs and both kids.
HISTORY IN THE MAKING 🚨 Michigan and Ohio State expected to start TRUE FRESHMAN QBs in their next respective games. Carr and Fahey would make 2026 the FIRST season in rivalry history in which both programs start true freshmen at QB 👀
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More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.
This is 100% what happened
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