Whale Psychologist • spooky CTO • @rollupjs core • that @jsxemail guy

Florida
Joined September 2008
This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.
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andrew retweeted
One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.
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andrew retweeted
If your company refers to engineers as the IT department, you have nothing to worry about. You were already breached last week.
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Obvs Court Jester got beheaded
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"We're cutting ties with Space/X in favor of a bankrupt company with zero active satellites which is completely dependent on Space/X for all future satellite launches." That'll show them.
PM Mark Carney has confirmed he’s cutting ties with Musk and Starlink and heavily backing a $2.3 billion contract with Telesat Lightspeed. Musk and his mood swings has shown us who he is and we believe him.
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I trust an agent's explanation of a codebase more when it has to draw it. I recently shared native-surface, a library that renders react native apps in the browser without the DOM. It's tricky to explain in text, but a diagram makes it clear. Stop asking your agent to only explain the code. Ask it to draw a walkthrough.
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andrew retweeted
Matthew Prince 🌥
@eastdakotaOct 22
Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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the good thing about the eMudhra CA private key mess is that we can finally use https on localhost
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Fixed it
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Cooking, laundry, family
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The boomers of Brewers Facebook groups are posting AI slop horrors you cannot comprehend
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More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.
This is 100% what happened
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JUST IN: A California space startup has illuminated a section of desert near Mount Whitney at night, demonstrating how future satellites could deliver sunlight to Earth on demand. Reflect Orbital conducted the October 10 test using powerful ground-based spotlights to simulate sunlight redirected from orbit by large reflective mirrors. Working with China Lake Mountain Rescue, the company illuminated terrain across roughly three miles, allowing rescue teams to conduct nighttime searches, stretcher carries and other emergency-response exercises. Reflect Orbital ultimately wants to deploy satellites capable of directing sunlight toward specific areas on Earth after sunset, potentially supporting emergency operations and extending electricity generation at solar farms. The company received FCC authorization in July for its first experimental satellite, Eärendil-1, which will use an 18-meter reflector to test the concept from orbit. The October demonstration used ground-based lighting. No orbital mirror has yet demonstrated the proposed capability.
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I unironically love Tropicana Field. – at Meadow Woods, FL
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🚨HISTORY: JJ McCarthy came into the game with 11 minutes left and the Giants down 34-10. He cut the lead to 34-27 and nearly tied the game. He threw for 243 yards. The MOST in an 11 minute span in NFL HISTORY. WOW
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Need to see this during All Star Weekend
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When you give 60,000 Mormons unlimited juice boxes.
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Texas is the fastest team to go from AP #1 to unranked since last season’s Texas team.
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Δεν υπάρχει αυτό που γίνεται σήμερα 😂😂😂
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United Airlines has just introduced an awesome new @Starlink Wi-Fi tracker that not only makes it easy to find out if your flight has Starlink, but also gives real-time Starlink installation progress for their fleet. United has now installed Starlink on 43% of its fleet, with 639 aircraft now equipped. It even breaks down what percent of flights from each hub have Starlink, as well as installation progress by aircraft type. Really cool! Tracker: starlinktracker.united.com/p…
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