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33 | melee mom | actual mom | sheik main | tiny house | 💍 @ssbmBLOOM

Indiana, USA
Joined October 2016
almost done with the first stencil 😮‍💨
remember this it’s like this now
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my husband is friendzoning me in tomodachi life
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me: can i call you later him: my phone is in the shop WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM
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being unemployed this summer is prob the best thing to happen to me in years
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hi twitter people
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remember this it’s like this now
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605 miles in on my $30 fb marketplace baby
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dracula’s dad retweeted
The people who are happy in melee aren’t the good players. It’s the people that go 2-2 and then have sex
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got a bike so i’m annoying now
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(flirting) what kind of information are you into
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i haven't skated in 5 days i'm on suicide watch
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she’s not leaving you on read she’s busy thinking about mr. cool ice
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it’s still making questionable decisions summer btw
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just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay
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dead wife flashbacks except it’s clips of me flipping you off
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no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood
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my 10 year old got really into the pitt for some reason so i’m introducing them to ER the og dr. robby story
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dracula’s dad retweeted
laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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