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Indiana, USA
Joined October 2016
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The people who are happy in melee aren’t the good players. It’s the people that go 2-2 and then have sex
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(flirting) what kind of information are you into
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just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay
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no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood
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laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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what my Stardew Valley spouse sees on Summer 14 (we are about to be filthy rich)
genuinely what the hell is my dad's problem
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Why did the spirit of David Lynch possess the GOML stream
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August is going to feel like this
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How long after sex is it ok to turn on Ryan Hall Y’all’s severe weather coverage on YouTube
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I WILL BE The First Person Tomorrow To Storm Chase In Illinois On Xanax
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microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year
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Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior
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Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise
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beautiful woman named ‘tornado warning’ blowing up my phone
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me not stoned five minutes ago: i am the weirdest person alive and i feel weird: me, now, stoned: plan a heist, diva !
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we telling the truth at my house later
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sometimes he’s the top AND the wife don’t be so narrow-minded
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Is wellbutrin supposed to make you feel like judy garland
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