Man Utd born and bred, first game 9/5/66 ๐นnamed after the most famous Duncan!! Came here for the football but bigger issues to tweet!!
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Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
if ever you needed to know Goldbridge is a c**t and a media whore this is it ......
Shit ex player .... the player who won everything there was to win with United
What a c**t, just for the clicks
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
The UK Metropolitan Police are officially in panic mode after admitting they told Meghan Markle to hide child abuse claims to "protect an investigation" that they never actually started.
The Met Police just referred themselves to a major police watchdog over their catastrophic failure to handle the 2019 warning letter about Thomas Markle Sr.
They handed the file to Meghan for "personal awareness" but explicitly ordered her to keep quiet, claiming public disclosure would prejudice a potential future case. But while they silenced Meghan, they completely failed to notify international authorities or the FBI.
It took his own son finding boxes of thousands of child abuse images in a house in the Philippines for the truth to finally explode. The establishment protected him while letting Meghan take the blame.
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
what have you done for the public to be in the house of lords and get paid tax payers money
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Two years after our "Bohemian Trumpsody" #Queen parody (on Trump's presidential election, with footage from the Capitol attack - see below), here's our take on Freddie Mercury's high-energy belter, twisted to the forthcoming #Midterms, which we're calling:
๐"Go, Stop Him Now!"
Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended ๐ถ๐ณ๏ธ๐ค
๐youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
A very clear statement of the views of people who believe theyโre too important to be taxed.
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
The 7 Man Utd fans that sit on the fan advisory board should tomorrow all
Resign and say:-
โWe no longer have confidence in the clubโs leadership and cannot continue to represent supporters under the current circumstances.โ
Apply pressure
@Drasdo @MUSTChair @dipsMUFC ๐
#mufc
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
For anyone under 30 just a reminder that some of us have been against the Glazers since day one. Good to see @BPete1970 in his chunkier days ๐
United fans protest outside Old Trafford after Malcolm Glazer takes control of the club (2005) #MUFC
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
The Glazers could have paid the club debt off with the Ineos investment but they obviously chose to pocket it
Ineos - we will get โbest in classโ
F***ing ridiculous !!!
#MUFC #GlazersOut #IneosOut
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Whats gone wrong is Pepco, who bought the company in 2018, took a 350 million shareholder loan passed the company for a ยฃ1 to an asset stripping company, while remaining a shareholder.
If a small LTD company trades did that, HMRC would investige the directors for fraud.
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
First the UK media buried its own role in Jason Ardayโs death & then it white-washed it. This week, it celebrated it. Re-posting my piece from August because the de-humanisation continues. The UK press continues to fact check a corpse, while refusing to correct a single false claim
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Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Kicking working families off their land with a 6 month notice and pricing them out of their own homes is an absolute joke. William and Kate are not sorry for doing it.
They are only sorry because the farmers yelled, the public kicked off, and he got caught out.
Where are all the royal reporters today?
They were cheering him on last week but they are completely silent now that he has had to back down and apologise. It is absolute rubbish. #DuchyOfCornwall #PrinceWilliam
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Dear Manchester United, Glazer family and Sir Jim Ratcliffe,
In 1958, Manchester United lost eight players in the Munich air disaster. Despite that unimaginable tragedy, a patched-up team finished 9th in the league, reached the FA Cup final and the European Cup semi-finals.
The following season, they finished 2nd.
Fast-forward to today.
We watched hundreds of millions of poundsโ worth of footballers stroll around in the West London sunshine as though they were enjoying a Sunday walk in the park with their kids.
So-called world-class players, afforded every conceivable privilege and advantage, seemingly incapable of mustering the courage, pride or determination to fight for that badge.
16th in the league. Weak. Pathetic. Gutless.
But itโs the absence of fight that disgusts me most. No fight whatsoever.
In 1958, the surviving United players faced adversity that this pampered generation could scarcely begin to comprehend. Yet they fought, persevered and rebuilt.
Today, with billions squandered, youโve systematically dismantled the very club those men sacrificed so much to rebuild.
Players, directors and owners alike, you are an absolute disgrace to the name, the badge and, above all, the history and memory of the men who made Manchester United great.
They built a legacy through courage, sacrifice and an unbreakable will to win.
Youโve inherited that legacy and appear perfectly content to destroy it.
Sell the club now
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Not generally on the side of Camilla Tominey but when sheโs good, sheโs very good
Robert Jenrick is fast becoming the Alan Partridge of right wing politics
Parody of himself
I bet he goes every night and sobs at what heโs turned into
Rolling joke
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
A reminder that Suella was heavily involved in the ยฃ700 million Rwanda plan which resulted in 4 volunteers being deported, backed Liz Truss in the leadership battle and resigned as Home Secretary because of an accidental breach of the ministerial code then sacked during her second go.
Oops.
Duncan Simcock ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐พ๐ช#FBPE retweeted
Would love for @PiersUncensored to see thisโฆ
Except he blocked me after our spat when I asked him why he kept platforming Andrew Tate.
๐ฅ Scoop by @DipeshGadher @LyonsIzzy @RoyaNikkhah
Meghan wished to go public with paedophile allegations against father years ago but was told not to by police - which then failed to act thetimes.com/uk/royal-familyโฆ
