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@paulwellerHQ cognescenti / @GomezTheBand aficionado (Procrastinating) lay member of the "Church of the Latter-Day Dude." ๐ŸŽฏ ๐Ÿšด โ˜ฎ #FBPE #IStandWithUkraine

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After a couple days of thought; I've decided to depart this swamp. The bots, the racists, the angry & the dim, will crow victorious about taking Twitter back from the woke; only to discover what has survived no longer has value or merit. #Xodus ๐Ÿ”—@simonjmason.bsky.social
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I had running battles with this vile shit He led the protest against landing migrants in Portsmouth Caused our RNLI station to close Besieged a hotel mistaking a Pakistan cricket team for migrants Losing us our City of Culture bid & now this ๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿšจ NEW: The leader of Reform UK in Hampshire has been charged with 35 offences, including 12 counts of rape and making indecent images of a child
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I have a feeling this wonโ€™t be up here by the end of the day. Reform UK councillor charged with rape and sexual assault bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c63eโ€ฆ
Heโ€™s a trooper. Well done George.
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It's ok him allegedly raping women and having child porn because he wasn't part of Reform then, from an actual rape survivor
Can we just be clear about George Madgwick please. His offences were committed 2008-2021. George Madgwick was not a Reform UK councillor (or any kind of councillor) in 2008. The alleged offences cover the period 2008โ€“2021, but his involvement with Reform UK came much later. whocanivotefor.co.uk Key timeline from election records and reporting: โ€ข He was first elected as a councillor in May 2021, standing as an Independent for the Paulsgrove ward on Portsmouth City Council (he founded the Portsmouth Independents Party). hantsandsolent-ca.gov.uk โ€ข He had previously stood unsuccessfully for UKIP in a 2019 Portsmouth local election and as an Independent in the 2019 general election. whocanivotefor.co.uk โ€ข He joined Reform UK around July 2025 (he posted in July 2026 that he had joined โ€œone year ago this weekโ€). @georgedmadgwick โ€ข He was elected to Hampshire County Council (North East Havant) as a Reform UK candidate in the May 2026 elections and became the partyโ€™s group leader there. portsmouth.co.uk Reform UK itself only came into existence in 2021 (as a rebrand of the Brexit Party, which was founded in 2018โ€“19). Madgwick therefore had no connection to the party in 2008.
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Reform UK Abusers Untied @georgedmadgwick @McivorJaymey
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Hey @policylaila ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Well, there you have it...
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Trump attacks Iran Closes the Hormuz Straits Global oil prices surge in response to UK pump prices up as a consequence Right Wing wingnut blames Labour & that folks, is how these idiots operate
Well done Labour voters. Itโ€™s now ยฃ200 to fill up with diesel on my work van. Please let me know if youโ€™re a Labour voter when youโ€™re asking me for a job quote, as I will be sure to add at least ยฃ150 on as an expense for being an IDIOT.
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"Fuck Nigel Farage and free Palestine"
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Lovely to hear from you. We thought youโ€™d vanished to spend more time with your money
Congratulations to Iceland on voting to keep their independence.
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Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.
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Why does the media vilify Prince Harry for leaving the royal family more than it vilifies Prince Andrew for being a pedo?
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Diesel has risen about ten times faster than wages since President Trumpโ€™s inauguration, adding pressure to the hidden costs behind groceries, repairs, deliveries and construction. theintellectualistofficial.sโ€ฆ
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Absolutely furious that facts and information like this are allowed on social media while every Reform MP is working so hard to spread misinformation and lies and stir up our gullible supporters who will believe any old bollocks.
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Dear Reform UK. Please could you provide us [the political public], a copy of your acceptable free speech guidance? It may help in any future mix-ups. For example: Reform councillor said they'd melt down Nigerian people to fill potholes โ€” fine. Reform councillor shares a post calling for Natalie Fleet to be shot โ€” fine. Reform councillor says he can't wait for Starmer to be hanging from a lamppost โ€” fine. A man wearing a gallows humour T-shirt โ€” not fine. You see where we find ourselves? You allow vile and rancid comments under the guise of Reform Free Speechโ„ข, but when you see a T-shirt with the word Nigel on it, you lose your shit. How do you even know it meant Farage? It could have been Havers or Mansell. If you could email me your guide forthwith, I'd be much obliged.
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Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Ian's coming over all philosophical about semi-finals:
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We've got this ๐Ÿ’ช
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MAGAs make fun of Nancy Pelosiโ€™s husband when heโ€™s nearly murdered.. Trump said he was glad Robert Muller died. Trump made fun of Robert Reiner when he died.. The left gives Graham the middle finger when he dies and MAGA clutches their pearlsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคก
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