invented The Sims video game. hit me up for tech support. yes I am a billionaire due to this game’s success. Sims 5 coming soon

Joined September 2007
Andrew Sims retweeted
We’re living through a mass psychosis event where restaurant owners are somehow convincing themselves that AI food with the texture of maggots looks better than an iPhone photo printed on a sign.
jesus fucking christ
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Andrew Sims retweeted
You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.
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Andrew Sims retweeted
Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports: “I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”
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Andrew Sims retweeted
CONGRATS TO PAM BONDI🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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Andrew Sims retweeted
They never should’ve apologized. The idea any politician is entitled to support or should be shielded from criticism is toxic to democracy. Another good result from Talarico’s win
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He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?
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Real men think about their daughters and future daughters before casting their votes today for VP Kamala Harris. This made me teary. 🥹
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Andrew Sims retweeted
We’re looking at this wrong. She literally ate Trump. She’s saying eat the rich.
Moo Deng predicts Donald Trump will win US Election. The famous baby hippo was presented with separate cakes featuring both candidates names, ultimately choosing to eat the Trump cake.
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Andrew Sims retweeted
Watching Kamala on SNL and libbing out over the Iowa +3 poll while drinking my coffee with extra coconut milk
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You can tell it’s mostly PC users getting upset at this because they’re used to restarting their computer a few times a day.
this is the bottom of Apple's new Mac Mini. Yes, that's the power button 🙃
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I'm a convicted felon currently serving an 86-year sentence.
Replying to @itsSaulGoodman
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Can’t tell if this is an ex, or someone running for President of the United States
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Andrew Sims retweeted
this is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen
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Andrew Sims retweeted
netflix has the worst movies bro no wonder mfs just start f*cking😭
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Not the whole entire debate 😭
Our newest ad just dropped
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THE CHOICE IS YOURS
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Replying to @joeynolfi
@joeynolfi might want to edit your article so you're not quoting someone who died about his own death
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headline missing key info too -_-
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an Uber to Chili's
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Andrew Sims retweeted
Sitting alone at the brunch table watching your friends on Find My just now leaving their apartments even though they said “almost there” 15 minutes ago
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Trying to paint this guy as a socialist is going to backfire bigly. Tim Walz is what JD Vance has been pretending to be his whole life.
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