Shunt and Finnemore Actor. Shunt and Mitchell & Webb Writer. Ginger. He.

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Joined October 2009
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Just started Alice Cooper's autobiography. Already I can tell its going to be excellent. This is NOT going to be the usual "wild men live crazy" rock & roll read.
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Ep.7 of Why Haydn is Best now available! Trigger warning: contains a very chromatic version of ‘Happy Birthday’ as well as references to Peter Purves crying. 7. Symphony 89 shows.acast.com/why-haydn-is… via @acast podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… on.soundcloud.com/7vV7CxKFBR…
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Woah! Go New Mexico. This is a really important message to Silicon Valley tech companies: you are not above the law
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In case you were wondering if Larry Ellison would use his partial ownership of TIKTok to shut down the exposure of his billionaire buddies and their weirdness, corruption and grifting … wonder no more. TikTok just shut down the media page of the world renowned, Oscar winning director Alex Gibney’s documentary film “MUSK”. The comprehensive documentary on all things Elon. It’s more f&@&’d then you can imagine. The best thing any of us can do now is to go see it! It will blow your mind. Billionaire broke mind virus. Hear it from the people who have known Elon over the years. #BrokeMindVirus
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After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed. Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.
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WHEN YOU REALIZE THE BABY BOOM WASN'T JUST SOLDIERS COMING HOME HORNY. It was soldiers coming home to the GI Bill, free college, 0% down home loans, and low interest business loans. It was strong unions. Pensions. A house that cost 2 years of salary. It was confidence that the future was actually going to be better than the present. That's what produced a baby boom. Not romance. Security. You want a higher birth rate now? Give people a future where they know their kids will actually be okay. That's the whole formula. It's not complicated. It's just expensive, and nobody in charge wants to pay for it twice.
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Happy Ringo Fan Mail Deadline day ✌️🕊️❤️
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A recently deceased old Footlights friend, fine writer, amazing composer of funny songs, a good man and a pal. I miss him very much and I remember him with love and affection.
Replying to @EricIdle
Who is Bill Oddie? I know, probably none of my business.
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Jeffrey Dahmer.
Who takes bigger risks than Elon Musk?
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Danny Trejo’s is one of the best human beings in the industry - his heart and soul and commitment to the dignity of all human beings - can never be in question. Solidarity brother Danny !
Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
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Okay, I'm breaking character here. This is not a satire post. My 2-year-old son is in a wheelchair that we can't fit into our car. We are not eligible to apply for a wheelchair accessible vehicle until he is three--and even then we would have to pay about £13,000 towards it (which we don't have). The idea that disabled people get given free cars willy-nilly is bullshit. My son has to attend regular appointments at various locations. He has a team of specialists dedicated to helping him with an extremely rare neurological condition that means he needs around the clock supervision. He can't even hold his own head up so a regular car seat is out of the question. He was using a baby seat, but he's outgrown that. It's really tough for us to get around because misinformation from pricks like Nigel influences public opinion. Does this seem right?
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"The Uprising" has some amusingly named distributors, then it's downhill from there. In this steam of Ai and Botfarms you'd hope a well-cast, old-school, trope-ticking load of old historical bollocks that never happened might offer some relief but no, it's not worth your spit.
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this will hurt the economy
The dying Sun may tear the outer solar system apart far sooner than anyone expected. New research in The Astrophysical Journal Letters suggests that once the Sun sheds its outer layers and collapses into a white dwarf, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune could be thrown into chaos in roughly a billion years—not the nearly eternal stretch of a quintillion years previously imagined. Earth will almost certainly be long gone by then, but the gas giants may not survive either. Traditional models assumed the outer planets would quietly endure for eons until a random passing star finally disturbed them. Researchers Konstantin Batygin and Jim Fuller of Caltech, along with Fred Adams of the University of Michigan, found a more violent possibility: if the Sun loses mass in discrete bursts rather than a smooth wind, the planetary orbits can be destabilized relatively quickly. “Everything changes when the envelope departs in pieces,” the authors wrote. In simulations of 672 burst-driven scenarios, up to 96% of the systems became unstable within 3 billion years after the Sun became a white dwarf. About 40% suffered disruption or violent scattering even earlier, before mass loss was finished. Some planets were ejected entirely; in others, Uranus and Neptune swapped places. Gentler bursts sometimes locked planets into stable resonances that held for billions of years, but the overall picture is clear: the Sun’s death may not be a slow fade. It could be a comparatively rapid, chaotic upheaval that ends the orderly architecture of the outer solar system far sooner than once thought.
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NOO BLOG. Somewhat Degraded Emotions Walkthrough 2000 with appearances from The Museum of…, the I Love You machine, and tennis. slepkane.blogspot.com/2026/1…
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I’m a past winner of the Orwell Prize & won partly because I exposed Vote Leave’s unlawful activities. Michael Gove was its co-convener & refused to answer a single q. He’s now a judge of the prize & our world is truly one that Orwell would recognise bylinetimes.com/2025/11/25/m…
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Possibly greatest film ever made?? Up there for sure. #Brazil🎥🖤♾️
BRAZIL (1985) has a giant inflatable samurai, a man trapped in a nightmare of paperwork & a world where fixing a typo can turn into a deadly bureaucratic disaster. Terry Gilliam somehow makes this absurd dystopia hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
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Nobody did more to block the truth than Boris Johnson whose first act as PM was to ennoble the Baron of Siberia but he did not act alone. Nor did Keir Starmer make any attempt to disclose what the govt knew. But now the govt must tell us what it actually knows. 2/
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