When I grow up, I want to be a theologian. Perpetuating the patriarchy since 2007. αυτος/αυτου/αυτῷ/αυτον

Woodinville, WA
Joined March 2009
Replying to @LeorSapir
"Autonomy" in this context is basically just voluntaristic nihilism: if everything is choice, and every choice is equally valid, choices mean nothing. The intention is freedom, the reality is despair.
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My brother keeps trying to convince me that @elonmusk is a white supremacist. Maybe? Dunno. But there's no doubt that he's a Putin stooge.
Good questions
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The Nine Christian Martyrs Who Lost Their Lives in the Jordan Church Attack Nine Jordanian Christians were martyred in a deadly terrorist attack on St. George’s Greek Orthodox Church in the village of Hamoud, Karak Governorate, on Friday, October 23, 2026. Three armed men opened fire on mourners who had gathered for a funeral, turning a moment of prayer and farewell into a tragedy. The attack initially claimed the lives of seven martyrs, with two more victims later dying from their injuries, bringing the death toll to nine. Approximately 40 others were injured. Dr. Fadi Al-Halsa Dr. Fadi Al-Halsa was a young Jordanian dentist who had recently graduated from Alexandria University in Egypt in 2026. The only son of his parents, he was remembered by his professors and classmates for his kindness, good character, and dedication to his studies. After years of hard work, he had returned to Jordan to begin his dental career and build his future. Dr. Khaled Al-Halsa Known as the “Doctor of the Poor,” Dr. Khaled Al-Halsa was a beloved dentist in Karak, Jordan, remembered for his kindness and dedication to helping those in need. He frequently provided free dental treatment to the poor and would even cut his vacations short to return to his hometown and care for his patients. He was martyred during the terrorist attack after being shot in the head. Mazen Rasmi Al-Qusus Mazen Rasmi Al-Qusus was a Jordanian lawyer from Karak, remembered by those who knew him for his kindness, good character, and respectful treatment of others. His death brought grief to his family, friends, and the legal community in Jordan. He was among those wounded during the terrorist attack and later died from his injuries. Dr. Assem Barqan Dr. Assem Barqan was a father and Jordanian associate professor at Hashemite University who had pursued his studies in Poland. He was deeply devoted to his students and passionate about education. Out of his love for Jordan, he actively spoke in defense of his country and worked to contribute positively to its future. He cared deeply for his hometown of Karak, expressing his hope that it would overcome its hardships and remain strong through the efforts of its people. Ehab Nayef Al-Halsa Ehab Nayef Al-Halsa, affectionately known as “Abu William,” was a Jordanian from Karak, remembered by his friends and neighbors for his kindness, compassion, and good character. He was known for caring deeply about others and often spoke about the suffering of people around him. One acquaintance recalled that although he had known Ehab for only nine months, his kindness had left an unforgettable impression. Maher Al-Zureiqat Maher Al-Zureiqat was a Jordanian pharmacist who served as the pharmacist in charge at the Italian Hospital in Karak. He was remembered for his kindness, dedication to his profession, and the strong relationships he built with his colleagues and community. Throughout his career, he devoted himself to his work while striving to provide a dignified life for his family. Dr. Mohammed Al-Qusus Dr. Mohammed Al-Qusus was a Jordanian Christian dentist and one of the country’s longest-practicing dental professionals. Known for his kindness and generosity, he dedicated much of his life to helping those in need, often providing free dental treatment to patients who could not afford it. He served communities in Zarqa, Karak, and Amman. He was seriously wounded during the terrorist attack and later died from his injuries, becoming the ninth Christian martyr. Alaa Al-Masarweh Alaa Khalil Al-Masarweh was a Jordanian from Karak whose life was tragically cut short during the terrorist attack. His death brought deep sorrow to his family, friends, and loved ones, who mourned his loss alongside the wider Jordanian community. Marwan Al-Khitan Marwan Al-Khitan was a Jordanian Christian from Karak who was actively involved in politics and the public life of his country.
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It makes sense that Trump would prefer immigrants from secular socialist countries.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says US should prioritize immigrants from Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
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You know, I honestly tried to give JD a chance. He's smart and articulate, and can be rational. But I just can't stomach it when he pulls stuff like this, or how he defends Russia. Trump's personal descent into Hell is pulling an entire generation of Republicans with him.
Vance: The media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and calls Amy Acton a liar.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The ad features Amy Acton's estranged mother disputing Acton's account of childhood homelessness, rape and abuse. Both 1978 Mahoning County court records and Acton's brother, Phillip Stearns, corroborate her account of living in a tent and abuse. wyso.org/2026-10-20/amy…
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You'll never believe me, but this is the best joke on Twitter today.
Replying to @theo_nash
Is that a pen in his left front paw? I like to think he's looking smug because he's reading Cicero, Pro Rabirio Postumo, just got to 'si usus magister est optimus' (9), and penned in the lower margin '23 usus codd. ] ursus corregi' (wish I could italicize 'codd.' and 'corregi').
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Christians literally invented Horror.
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“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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Trump being paid off by Russia is not the only possible reason: Trump often just does really dumb things with no rational purpose (e.g., Sharpiegate). But yeah, it certainly seems like a plausible scenario.
Americans HATE Russia, and rightfully so. The only reason Trump could be this pro-Russia is if they're paying him off.
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I'm trying to imagine feeling like this, and ... I just can't. It's nowhere in me. I have no theory of mind for someone whose moral passions run in this direction.
This is worse than looting by a huge amount
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When Trump is right, he sure is right, even when it's not precisely how he intends.
Trump on Christianity: "I know more than anybody…A certain pastor said…'He's going to lead us to a period of time in Christianity that nobody else can do — that nobody else can do.' And he turned out to be right."
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Somewhat unremarked upon is that Trump has made two era-defining foreign policy decisions — launching war with Iran and de facto aligning the U.S. with its decades-old enemy/adversary Russia (formerly the Soviet Union) — with NO consultation of the American people. Absolutely none. He literally reserved more TV time for the “election foreign-interference” crock than on two strategies that could perpetually undermine U.S. national and economic security. That's an election issue if there ever was one.
Trump’s despicable actions regarding Ukraine in recent weeks are more than a bankrupt betrayal; they risk undermining the global alliance structure that keeps America first in the world. My latest for @dcexaminer - washingtonexaminer.com/in_fo…
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100% agreed that houses of worship should be safe spaces. 100% disagree that the way to make them safe is to disarm any good guy who could stand in the way.
A white supremacist’s attack on a Hindu temple in Aurora, Illinois was narrowly avoided last week when his rifle jammed. He was later arrested after sharing his plans to try again with coworkers. Houses of worship should be safe spaces for prayer and belonging, but far too often they’re targeted by armed extremists.
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Ken Smith retweeted
Russia’s current government is evil. The Ukraine invasion is awful. Helping Russia is bad. Few things are as morally clear as this.
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Our family was at a VRBO this weekend that had this rug, which bugged me, because the bear tracks: (1) Are only the front paws; and (2) Are from a black bear (curved toes, short claws), but the pictured bear is a grizzly. My takeaway is that the grizzly was hunting a black bear that had been walking around on its front feet. Pretty ominous.
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I really don't like what the Democratic party has become. But the Republicans are doing everything in their power to make me vote blue next month.
Vance: "I've never met Putin in person. I've spoken to him on the phone. He was calmer than you might expect. The American media has a stereotype of him. He's very deliberate and measured in his words. I think, at his core, he's someone who cares about Russia's interests as he sees them. One reason he respects the President is that he recognizes the President cares about the interests of the American people."
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Yes. Please. We need to see more of this. A whole lot more.
Le monde entier doit voir ce que fait la police française aux manifestants
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Ok, this is kind of funny.
The cycle of violence in France must stop. Israel is calling on BOTH sides to show restraint, and engage in negotiations for a two-state solution.
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