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smithy69

@smithy692

music loving,no shits given cuntibollocks,sceptical good guy and comedy genius,(in my own head).Dont believe the hype,the government will not save you ✌😎🥁🎶

 Nottingham uk
Joined August 2020
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David Andrew (@DavidAndrewn3) profile pictureDavid Andrew@DavidAndrewn3Nov 9
Replying to @DavidAndrewn3 @RupertLowe10
So do you Lowe. You're the one profiting from covid.
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Roxy (@Roxy6_) profile pictureRoxy@Roxy6_3h
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Shilly cnuts.All of them
efg Eric (@efg35663548) profile pictureefg Eric@efg35663548Nov 13
If you do a search on "Nobody can stop what's coming " you will see the same accounts have been saying this for over 7 years now 😂 And the dumbasses are cheering and repeating the same old garbage.
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Urban myth. You are never more than 6 feet away from a Rat in London. Not an urban myth. You are never more than 6 feet away from a wrongun at the BBC
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I'll get you Butler
Mutiny on The Peeling Wallpaper (@DrinkUpNorm) profile pictureMutiny on The Peeling Wallpaper@DrinkUpNormNov 13
A young Blakey aged 12
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I hate people who wear sunglasses indoors.I said to a bloke earlier," Mate,you look like a right twat,take them off."..then his labrador bit me
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At @RobLancaster72 🤣🤣
Dyslexic_aDve (@Dyslexic_aDve_) profile pictureDyslexic_aDve@Dyslexic_aDve_Nov 13
Pissed wakeboarding with Michael Jackson Bo Selcta.
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We live in a country that awards wronguns with titles. Arise sir noncelot.Thank you for your service
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They say "It's one big club and you ain't in it" Well,thank fuck for that because i wouldn't wanna be.🖕
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Shall we let the family come round "Fuck it,it's Christmas 🤣
penelopepitstop ( blue tick) (@BlondeKbf) profile picturepenelopepitstop ( blue tick)@BlondeKbfNov 13
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Good morning troops. Bloody freezing when i arrived at work at 5.45 this morning.I Tripped in the car park and keyed my colleagues car with my nipples 🤪 Have a good one 😀👊
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90salive@90salive1Nov 12
T99 · Anasthasia - 1991 #Housemusic #Techno #oldskool #rave
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When you look through the window and all the men are wearing leather chaps and cowboy hats 🤣
BriBri (@BriaMo777) profile pictureBriBri
@BriaMo777Nov 11
What's something that instantly tells you a bar is going to be terrible?
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I knew it 🤣🤣
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Led Zeppelin When the Levee Breaks (music video)

Led Zeppelin When the Levee Breaks (music video)

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Unfortunately,what's happening today is nothing new.Some people seem to forget that Elvis was 24 and Priscilla was 14 when they first started dating 😱
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Good morning troops. When that first Dove kicks in at the club and you love absolutely everyone and everything ✌️🕊 IYKYK 😀
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After recent events,i'm hearing that the spotlight is on the BBC again. Apparently there's a lot of very worried celebs right now.I bet fingermouse is shitting himself 🤪
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