2010 Most Cuddleable Man of the Year simply enjoying a safe space to complain about - and sometimes praise! - my sports teams

Philadelphia
Joined July 2010
Fuck yes I love this. They’re gonna lose at home to the Cardinals.
The Cowboys have a chance to make a run over the next month
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There’s no way the Eagles trade for Kirk Cousins, right? Because he might actually be the perfect person to slot into that team if they actually still think they can win this season.
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I’ve been hard on Makai, but this was his one truly impressive play of the game (don’t care about shallow crossers) - body control, hands, toughness. Was open for a long 4Q TD when McKee took the sack too. Issue remains he’s not dynamic and best fit seems to be high volume slot.
First Career NFL TD for Makai Lemon! 🍋
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This is the same level of rebuke of a head coach’s value as it is Aaron Glenn being outscored 107-6 in the last 2 min of halves in his 24 games with the Jets.
Sirianni now 0-9 SU as a home dog as coach of the Eagles — worst mark for any coach since 2000
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If you're a Cowboys fan it's fun crushing the Eagles of course but you come out of tonight’s game knowing you have no fuckin shot to do anything this season lol
The Cowboys were playing Meek Mill’s Dreams and Nightmares in their locker room after winning here in Philly 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Appreciate the offense tonight, but the defense being gutless, offering no resistance and letting the Cowboys play 7 on 7 is the perfect microcosm of how broken and hopeless the team is. And there are still 10 games left! At least betting against the Eagles IS financial advice.
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Really hope fans in attendance put aside their disappointment w/ this season and treat halftime as a celebration of how Lurie has turned the Eagles into a premier, elite, CHAMPIONSHIP franchise. Should be a show of immense respect and gratitude. Then boo their hearts out in 3Q.
Jeffrey Lurie will be inducted into the Eagles Hall of Fame tonight at halftime 🦅 — 20 playoff appearances — 12 NFC East titles — 8 NFC Championship Game appearances — 4 Super Bowl appearances — 2 Super Bowl championships — One of only five owners in NFL history with 300+ wins, four Super Bowl appearances and multiple championships — Founded the Eagles Autism Foundation, which has raised over $56 million for research and care
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How is Makai Lemon (18-127-0 w/ what seems like 0 YAC, bottom-3 efficiency at the WR position, and so far looking like he can't play at this level) the choice for this graphic instead of Saquon or Jalen Carter??? xitter.cf/NFL/status/21147198089…
A primetime NFC East rivalry 😤 DALvsPHI – 8:15pm ET on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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“He’s a winner” is height of simplemindedness and means you’re incapable of being honest about what you’re watching (+ what the metrics show) - if you’re even watching - and not at all process oriented. When talent adv isn’t significant or Hurts isn’t God, Sirianni doesn’t win.
Bill Cowher: "Let me say this about Nick Sirianni-he’s a winner… Give this guy a chance... This team is not out of the playoff scenario one bit. Give me a break on Nick Sirianni. He's fine."
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I’ve been active on this hellscape for over 16 years and no exaggeration this could be the worst tweet I’ve ever seen. Multiple levels of astonishingly delusional brain rot, to the point I was 1000% convinced it had to be sarcasm.
I might be in the minority but I think this Eagles team is talented enough to make a playoff run with Cousins.
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(Yes, he knows)
The Giants doing what they just did to Houston with JJ McCarthy starting really takes away a lot of the excuses for the Eagles offense tomorrow vs the Cowboys
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Yeah but NFC East is wide open
Not including games played against the Eagles, teams the Eagles have played are a combined 12-19-1, with a point differential of -42.
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I will become an actual Sixers fan for VJ Edgecombe
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And as a direct result the Sixers had the best regular season comeback in team history. So, what did we learn? The evergreen advice: Bullying works.
Philly with the boos
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Yes, yes it is
This one's going triple platinum in the Philly sports group chats
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People still can’t fathom these Eagles are a bottom-5 team in the NFL, and yes that includes being worst in the disgusting NFC East, and that getting back Dickerson and Saquon won’t matter much because of how bad the coaching is on offense
Something to keep in mind about @eagles. Their next 7 games: H v. DAL, at WAS, H v. NYG, H v. PIT, at DAL, at ARI, H v. IND. Combined record of next 7 opp.: 16-24-2. Even without Hurts, it's way too early to wave the white flag. Especially in the godawful NFC East.
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Benefit of terrible coaching is that leadership doesn’t have to “give up” on season to achieve optimal outcome of extracting draft capital value from players who aren’t in 3-year vision AND securing a top 10 (5?!) pick - team is putrid regardless. We’re in “ethical tank” waters.
Any implication that Howie or Jeff are giving up on this season, are people who don’t get them. Is it possible that they make a trade if the value is right, absolutely. It’s just as likely they will acquire someone as trade someone. That’s how they think.
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Update: Yes it has. Flyers 3-0-0.
Oh shit the season started???
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We deserve a good McDonald. Don’t even care that he ate fists here, that hit was a thing of beauty. He’s huge, physical, plays sound DZ game, can really skate, and even has a sneaky OZ activation component. This kid needs to stay in the top 6.
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