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21, cis, ace | LUKE SKYWALKER♡MOZART | shooting victim | i HATE mark hamill & LOVE horses🐎 | helga pataki & madotsukipilled🎀 | draw sometimes | vaderluke dni

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Joined February 2019
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had a dream they called mark hamill “The Fard”
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“He is not a Face RaiDERRR”
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yeah you gotta die
Genuinely has to be one of the worst things ever created
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George Washington and Anakin Skywalker are the same person. Few understand this.
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Yoda's Instagram post after Anakin dies of an OD at 26
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"Sonofabitch jabba. That huttpuss used to DRIIIP at the sound of my YT-1300 light freighter pulling up."
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this picture of 2slimey is genuinely making me cry
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mozart fanart please be kind be gentle be forgiving
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>Grew up poor >Family killed by soldiers >Suffered from a dicatorship >Learns his father is second in command >Lost every mentor figure he had >Saw his own father sacrifice himself And yet he never became evil or lost himself. In fact, he saved his father from darkness.
>grew up poor >liberal gf >rotting political system expects him to defend it And you wonder why Anakin Skywalker is so popular among Zoomers
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honest to god i doubt some of these type of posts are fetishes and most likely fixations. like they get 0 sexual gratification drawing these, they just make these cuz its like an art fixation they have.
there's a fetish for spinning btw
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They miss the mark that Anakin is not a great man He is a pawn He failed, he rules nothing, he becomes a disabled slave to a emperor that owns him until he regains the light The dark side made him a slave
Anakin literally has the looks of Alexander, the story of Napoleon, and the aura of both combined.
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This is not a meme anymore. It never was. We successfully saved Wolfgang, and possibly Salzburg itself. This is a monumental zeitgeist victory the likes we've not yet seen. Your posting matters. Our posting matters. Never stop. Protect our hero's. Protect our myths. We will WIN!
This is not a meme anymore. It never was. We successfully saved Anakin, and possibly Star Wars itself. This is a monumental zeitgeist victory the likes we’ve not yet seen. Your posting matters. Our posting matters. Never stop. Protect our hero’s. Protect our myths. We will WIN!
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This is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
ao3 after the 4 weeks are up
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It being november somehow
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Those workers knew what they were doing and what they were on. also, luke is very remorseful for those casualties INCLUDING the droids
Watching Luke kill 1.5 million people with a single shot, many of them just support crew like maintenance workers and cafeteria/bar employees, and unfreed political prisoners doesn't rate, because 1.5 million deaths is just a statistic.
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WHY ARE THEY CUCK POSTING ABOUT ANAKIN AND PADME? THAT WAS LIKE THE ONE THING THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM! SHE AND HIM WERE EXTREMELY DEVOTED TO EACH OTHER!
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Thing is, in popular culture I don’t think there’s a more obvious allegory for being manipulated by Satan into destroying yourself and the people you love than Anakin in Star Wars and these people somehow still fall for it as being something admirable or (positively) relatable
One of the most annoying tendencies of the right in recent times is their adoption (and degradation) of random things from pop culture as mascots which are integrated into their kitschy, sloppy, tumblr-esque amalgamation of an identity for their culture war nonsense
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times are tough but at least we have woodcock dancing to jazz
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