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21, cis, ace | LUKE SKYWALKER♡MOZART | shooting victim | i HATE mark hamill & LOVE horses🐎 | helga pataki & madotsukipilled🎀 | draw sometimes | vaderluke dni

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Joined February 2019
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love my twitter feed
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carllll
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Homer Simpson tells Shaggy and Scooby’s Boss to shut up.
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it’s ocarina of time to go to the polls
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bob is so so funny #art #spongebob
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love how big stewie’s eyes are in the first episode sometimes. thank you film roman
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I don’t know much about Zelda, but I do know its Ocarina of Time TO VOTE
You grand theft oughta go to the polls today
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OKAY WELL YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BUTTHOLE PARTY!!!
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Remember to vote (if you haven't already)--it's the spirit of America! 🇺🇸 #ElectionDay #VOTE 🗳️
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Yes, this is real. Yes, this is from today. Yes, he is fucked in the head.
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“He is not a Face RaiDERRR”
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Yoda's Instagram post after Anakin dies of an OD at 26
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"Sonofabitch jabba. That huttpuss used to DRIIIP at the sound of my YT-1300 light freighter pulling up."
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this picture of 2slimey is genuinely making me cry
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>Grew up poor >Family killed by soldiers >Suffered from a dicatorship >Learns his father is second in command >Lost every mentor figure he had >Saw his own father sacrifice himself And yet he never became evil or lost himself. In fact, he saved his father from darkness.
>grew up poor >liberal gf >rotting political system expects him to defend it And you wonder why Anakin Skywalker is so popular among Zoomers
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They miss the mark that Anakin is not a great man He is a pawn He failed, he rules nothing, he becomes a disabled slave to a emperor that owns him until he regains the light The dark side made him a slave
Anakin literally has the looks of Alexander, the story of Napoleon, and the aura of both combined.
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This is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
ao3 after the 4 weeks are up
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